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    Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE

    What The World Looks Like Down Under

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    How Long Could You Go Without Showering?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    Ignorance is for douches.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    So today we've learned that penises can be really gross unless cut, and that a vagina can be equally gross if not dosed with a hygiene product. I don't know how the human race survived all those years with such unkempt genitals.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    03/31/09

    @token_y_chromosome: They survived alright, but with enough dick and vag cheese to start a buffet.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    Whatever, Lucorol is so passe. It's all about LYSOL!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    ... I don't know, has blindfold lady heard about the asshattery in Afghanistan? :(
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    For some reason my brain won't let me say Lucorol and I keep saying Lucozade instead. I am not giggling like a small child.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    03/31/09

    @IBleedGlitter: ...well, just a little.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    Lady Justice is having a feminine odor problem that only LUCOROL can solve. Holding the scales of justice can give one that "not-so-fresh" feeling.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    03/31/09

    @Santos L Halper: The sweet smell of feminine hygiene justice. That was a great Law and Order episode.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    See, even Lady Justice needs to take care of her vagina.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    03/31/09

    In reply to Ignorance Is OUT-OF-DATE
    See LaComtesse lady flaps are disgusting, don't be ignorant.
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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Female creative duo AT Grey Amsterdam. I'm pretty sure there are like, a couple hundred people at said agency, not just one creative duo.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    If only shaving was that quick and painless. Sheesh.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    A Day in the Life of My Vagina
    5:30AM: Alarm goes off. Oops, pee time. Pee time is done, the cotton panties go back on. Then some clothes.
    6:00AM: Still all I see is cotton panties.
    7:00AM: I guess I'm on the bus now. I'm still in the damn panties.
    8:30AM: Oh, looks like tscheese got her first coffee down. Hi, office bathroom. Pee time again.
    9:00AM-4:55PM: ...Still in the damn panties.
    4:56-4:58: Pee time again! Before the long bus ride home.
    5:00PM-8:30PM: ...Uh, just...still with the panties...
    8:30-9:00PM: Is that that annoying magic bullet thing again? Oh, FINE.
    9:00-9:15PM: Oh, shower time! Hello, tiniest hint of Dr. Bronner soap!
    8:30PM-10:30PM: Uh, so, another pair of underpants--
    10:30PM-10:32PM: What? Before-bed pee time? O hai.
    11PM-5:30AM: It is dark and boring.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    It's 14 degrees out. My vagina can't see through all the layers.
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    Image of SmaženýSýr SmaženýSýr
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    On a scale of 1 to 10, the filming difficulty of this spot seems to be around 500.

    And are those legs real?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/12/09

    @SmaženýSýr: They're probably using that creepy camera they used to capture the miracle of sex from inside the vajayjay...
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    OT, but may I ask for Jezebellian advice? I've been having sex dreams about Tim Holding [en.wikipedia.org] on and off for months. Eeek! how do I make them stop? Please help.


    Apologies for ther OT and TMI!

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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of amsci amsci
    01/12/09

    In reply to What The World Looks Like Down Under
    Does that mean she wasn't wearing unders (or pants for that matter) when she was using the excercycle at the gym? *Vomit*
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/12/09

    @amsci: Somebody get that blue spray, please...
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