Good idea: measuring police officers for bulletproof vests, so that the gear fits correctly and protects them from injury. Bad idea: sending those measurements out in a mass email. Unfortunately, the Indianapolis Police Department did both.

Hey fellas, want one of these women forcing their hands inside of you? Howabouta cavity search? No? Whoever came up with this misogynistic ad for the reality show Police Women of Broward County seems to really like the idea. [TheWrap]

After her "Lauren Conrad Collection" was dropped from the L.A. celebrity boutique Kitson, LC has resorted to using her C-list celeb status as a bargaining chip to find people to wear her clothes. • PANIC: There was a bomb threat at the MGM tower earlier today. The entire building was evacuated, including the talent…