Do You Have 'Wife Material' Written All Over Your Face? Ask Science!

Monogamy is like being duct-taped inside a full Barney costume. Maybe you put in on because you wanted to, and the costume is cozy and warm in the winter months, but then the summer comes and suddenly you're so hot, and you miss your peripheral vision, and GAGGGGHHHH, get me out of this fucking goddamn Barney! » 6/23/13 10:30pm 6/23/13 10:30pm