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midwesternmom
05/13/09

In reply to Catfight!
Rudy has the tail-flick taunt down perfectly. He practically swats Winston's nose as he saunters away. Team Rudy!!!
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Nuckin Futz for you
05/13/09

In reply to Catfight!
MOAR, must have MOAR!!!!

That out of my system, that video cracked me up.

There were some hard bitch slaps and I saw some fur flying!
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The Queen of No
05/13/09

In reply to Catfight!
That was a loud bitch slap.
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birminghamdrunk
05/13/09

In reply to Catfight!
this fight comes courtesy of Linda Hirschman. i believe Rudy sided with her on some beliefs, and obviously hates Jezebel, and Winston has taken great issue with this.

but oh Winnie, you're so easily distracted!
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tscheese
05/13/09

In reply to Catfight!
OH MY GOD, would you PLEASE check out the brief interval around 0:10 and 0:11 where Rudy and Winston alternate on punching each other so hard in the face you actually hear a little "BIFF!" sound!?

If you've seen Rich's other videos, you've probably seen these two cats get along pretty well--I mean, they sleep curled up together and they groom each other. But cats play weird little dominance/mindgames with each other, even when they live together and are like BFF. I can't blame Rude and Win for tussling a little. They're not really hurting each other - they're just being cats.
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Cafezinha
05/13/09

@tscheese: Oh dear lord, I winced when I heard that THWACK.

My cats do this often. I should consider investing in a camera and vlogging their antics. Also hilarious are the times when they thunder across the house so furiously that the neighbors complain of the noise. OF CAT FEET! JEEZ!
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Anna
05/13/09

@Cafezinha: My downstairs neighbor stopped me in the hallway and said "I didn't realize you have kids." I said, "I don't." Then we figured out it was cat feet rumbling across the floors.
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Cafezinha
05/13/09

@Anna: I have seriously gotten more complaints about my cat stampedes than I have about my (somewhat rowdy) twin 6-year-olds.

The kids understand the concept of "OH MY GOD, PLEASE STOP STOMPING BEFORE WE GET EVICTED, YOU LITTLE SHITS". The cats, however, just stare at me balefully for a moment, give me the finger (even though they haven't any fingers), and keep rumbling.

It's epic.
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tscheese
05/13/09

@Cafezinha: @Anna: @Canadienne: What is it with cats? They can glide stealthily and silently when they actually try, but my parents' cats can produce an unholy thunder that can be heard all over the house. They seriously make their tiny, soft feet into GIANT LEAD WEIGHTS or something. There are very few things louder than a cat who has decided to stomp.
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sybann
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
This is what happens when we shamelessly encroach on their habitat. Should have kept the old ball field.
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
AIEE! Kitty!

Sorry. Brain not working. I blame paint fumes.
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Jack_Burton
04/14/09

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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
There's a joke in here about pussy and baseball players...
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BabyJane
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
Kitty pawsed the action in the baseball game.
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rowingrowingrowing
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
Wait, what the fuck is Citifield?!? Where the hell is Shea Stadium?!? Have I missed something? Did they not retain the name when they built a new stadium?!?
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The Little Boo
04/14/09

@rowingrowingrowing: No, Citi bank (along with the American taxpayers) bought the naming rights to the stadium, I believe for the tune of $100 million for the next 10 years.
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JudgeFudge
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
I can has epik colapss?
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BicSharpie
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
That's no ordinary cat. It is the new fifth starter for the Mets.
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prestocaro fears the culling
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
Things I've learned this spring...

I streak at a baseball game = legal hassles but bragging rights.

Cat streaks at a baseball game = crowd paws at net, other cats couldn't care less.
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badmutha
04/14/09

In reply to Seen In Queens: Kitty Field!
Kitteh must be a moddle. Notice levitation ability.
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