When I moved from New York City to San Francisco, one of my initial reactions was "Damn, everyone here dresses a fright." I eventually acclimated, but it took a minute to get used to everybody doing everything in yoga pants. And then, suddenly, I was wearing yoga pants too.
Stomach roll party in the front, and butt roll party in the back — Mom jeans are the ultimate in capital S Style. And even if you're all, "WTF NO," please know that you're wrong, and will soon be wearing them, too. Oh yes, you will.