As the name implies, the Brit Awards attract some of the biggest boldfaces in the UK arts. But that doesn't mean that Rihanna and Bieber weren't there, too! And yes, the duds were eminently gawk-worthy.
Valley of the Dolls full-dress rehearsal, or London's National Television Awards? You be the judge!
As you're probably aware, the UK's in the grip of an unusual spate of wintry weather. Their cold feet is our opportunity to watch stars rock some serious winter fashion.
Come with me across the pond to the National Television Awards held at London's O2 Arena, where Big Brother contestants, EastEnders actors and, of course, Jordan roam. Their plumage? Gaudy.