Black Henna Dye Might Cause 'Oozing Lesions' on Some Gullible Tourists

What are some words you associate with the phrase "temporary tattoo?" Probably things like "boardwalk," "awesome," "vacation," "crooked," and "flaky." If you're talking about henna tattoos, however, your temporary tattoo word cloud might include things like: "hives," "boils," and "rash." That's because, according to a…
FDA Recommends Ladies Cut Sleeping Pill Dosage in Half Because—ZZZzzzz
Yo, girl. I got your text late last night, but I'm not exactly sure what "haha, so funny. Justin Timberlake in a sweet chimpanzee banana hat" means. Sure, that sounds funny, but I just need you to clarify what you meant when you wrote it. Huh? You don't even remember sending it? Well, maybe that's because you're…
FDA Yells At Lancôme For Making Anti-Aging Cream Sound Like Magic Drug
The U.S. Food and Drug administration has sent an official warning to Lancôme's parent company, L'Oreal—previously guilty of Photoshopping the crap out of Julia Roberts, among other offenses—for making extreme, probably hyperbolic promises in their advertisements for certain anti-aging skin products.
Will These New Weight Loss Drugs Save Lives and Change Attitudes?
Sketchy diet pills? So '90s. For the first time in over a decade, the FDA has approved two new weight loss drugs: Qysmia and Belviq. According to writer and "infectious-disease specialist" Kent Sepkowitz, the drugs are cause for celebration, not just because of rising medical costs and obesity-related deaths but…
America's Children Are Hooked on Whore Pills and Adderall
It's no secret that Americans love our prescription drugs; we'll take them for just about any reason. But when it comes to our children, we aren't always as enthusiastic about dosing them up. A new study is out from the FDA about what's being prescribed to kids and teens these days, and it reveals some surprising…
Morning-After Slut Pills Don't Actually Prevent Implantation, After All
If you ask any of the bazillion "pro-life" dudes who bravely stand for zygotes by standing against emergency contraception, they'll tell you that the morning after pill — or Plan B if you want to get brand-namey — is an abortifacient because it prevents fertilized eggs from implanting in a woman's uterus. The FDA will…
High Fructose Corn Syrup Fails to Reinvent Itself as 'Corn Sugar'
The makers of high fructose corn syrup are no doubt crying sugar sweet tears into their sodas today over the news that the FDA has ruled that they cannot change the name of their product to "corn sugar." The Corn Refiners Association had asked to change the name because they said people had a "bad impression of HFCS…
Over-the-Counter HIV Test Could Be Coming Soon to a Drugstore Near You
On the heels of last week's recommendation that Truvada be approved for the prevention of HIV infection, the FDA yesterday took another big step in the fight against AIDS. An FDA advisory committee voted unanimously to recommend the OraQuick In-Home HIV Test, which would be the first HIV test sold over-the-counter for…
The FDA Is Poised to Approve the First Drug To Prevent HIV Infections
It appears we're on the cusp of a major breakthrough in the prevention of HIV/AIDS. The FDA said yesterday that Truvada, a drug currently used to treat patients with HIV, appears to be effective at preventing HIV infection in healthy people. This would be the first drug of its kind and would obviously have a huge…
Now There's a Party Bus That Will Inject You With Magical Fluids and Cure Your Hangover
Not that you have ever, ever overindulged on alcohol, but if you had, you'd know that it can result in some serious pain the next day. Fortunately, a company in Las Vegas is pioneering a new, extremely convenient way to help you recover quickly from your retched suffering. Hangover Heaven promises to rid you of your…
Dare to Dream: Over-the-Counter Birth Control
As the FDA considers making it less of a pain in the ass for people with chronic ailments to get their meds, some health care advocates think now might be the time to lift the prescription requirement on another daily pharmaceutical that must be endlessly renewed: birth control. But without a doctor to look at them…
Women are Prescribed More Drugs But Take Less of Them
Although women of all ages use more prescription drugs than men, they're not very good at taking them as directed, according to a new study that's a more depressing read than Valley of the Dolls. (At least Neely O'Hara was diligent about taking her speed.) And it's not because they're lazy or forgetful — it's because…
The Best Lipsticks for Long-Lasting Color and Possible Lead Poisoning
So many of us smear our mouths in lipstick multiple times a day, but how often do you stop to think about what exactly is in it? Well, here's one terrifying ingredient it might have: lead. Lead? Yes, and lead is some serious shit. So just how much danger are we all in if we want to keep our lips looking sumptuously…
FDA Advisers Who Approved Yaz Tied to Drug Companies
Last month, the FDA asked a panel of outside experts whether the blood clot risk for newer birth control pills like Yaz and Yasmin was significant enough to pull the drugs from the market. The panel found that the risk is worth it to prevent pregnancy (which is an even bigger clot risk), but the narrow margin didn't…
FDA Warned About Dangers Of French Breast Implants, But No One Listened
After more than 30,000 women in France received dangerously toxic breast implants manufactured by Poly Implant Prothese (PIP), new information has come to light that's making it clear the now-bankrupt company should probably have been shut down a long time ago.
New FDA Decisions Don't Mean Birth Control Is Killing You
If you weren't sufficiently enraged by the Obama administration overruling the FDA's decision to make Plan B available to teens under 17 without a prescription (which would have made it easier for all women to obtain emergency contraception), now there's concern that the new birth control rulings out of Washington…
FDA Ponders Whether Apple Juice Is Slowly Giving You Cancer
Recently Dr. Oz whipped parents into a frenzy by reporting that apple juice contains dangerous levels of arsenic. The FDA fired back that America's resident poop expert had flubbed his results by testing for both safe organic arsenic and harmful inorganic arsenic, and said issuing warnings about kids drinking juice…
