fauxscience - Jezebel

posts about #fauxscience more →
Pillheads

Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.

Dsmvwl Admin Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×

♠ Final ♠
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
I want John Paul II back.
Reply

♠ Final ♠ was starred ♠ Final ♠ was unstarred

PhillyLass
01/05/09

@Final: Damn-- that's a pretty scary comment on the present pope.
Reply

PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred

TylerScoot
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Interesting that they're not telling people not to take their cholesterol-lowering meds, their anti-seizure meds, their antidepressants, their ibuprofen, their anti-anxiety pills, their asthma meds, or their antibiotics, nor are they telling farmers to stop pumping their animals full of steroids. It's incredible how people can read an entire article like this and only take away what they want to hear. It's as if they only scan *everything* they ever read for keywords that they can mutate into some rallying cry for their cause. I can only imagine what else they can twist to fit their narrow worldview. Computer manuals? Board game instructions? A grocery list?
Reply

TylerScoot was starred TylerScoot was unstarred

Lymed
01/05/09

@TylerScoot: Wait to they hear about how soy makes kids gay ([www.worldnetdaily.com]). And, considering it's the estrogen in soy that's the problem, why, the birth control pill could be part of the gay agenda! We'll have millions of infertile gay men running around the country, leaving the womens free to celebrate their evil Sapphic love. [insert evil laugh here]
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

SarahMC
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
I wonder what Viagra in the water supply is causing.
Reply

SarahMC was starred SarahMC was unstarred

hydrogen_jukebox
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
I, for one, am going to try to pee as much as possible out of spite.

Take that, Pope!
Reply

hydrogen_jukebox was starred hydrogen_jukebox was unstarred

morninggloria
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Oh Catholicism, no one takes you seriously anymore. You're like the Alan Greenspan of religions.
Reply

morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred

Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Idiots.

And to be honest, worldwide male infertility could solve a lot of problems. Such as overpopulation and poverty in Catholic countries where it's not socially acceptable to use contraceptives.
Reply

Lymed
01/05/09

@Glitterbug: And proving evolution as women evolve to reproduce by themselves like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
01/06/09

@Glitterbug: Hah, two birds with one stone!

(I love Jurassic Park. I was always the little tomboy who loved dinosaurs!)
Reply

littlebunnyfoofoo
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
I read the study article and I feel just a wee bit guilty that my anti-depressants and Ambien usage might have tainted Los Angeles' water supply.

So, if you live in the LA area and are feeling both really stable and really sleepy: I am sorry.
Reply

littlebunnyfoofoo was starred

Lymed
01/05/09

@littlebunnyfoofoo: We'll just have to bop you on the head.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

littlebunnyfoofoo
01/05/09

@Lymed: Good fairy, is that you???!!! Or am I just stoned again on LA drinking water?
Reply

littlebunnyfoofoo was starred

Lymed
01/05/09

@littlebunnyfoofoo: I'm just an infestation of gerbils. We rodents have to stick together.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

La Madrugada
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Mmmmm. Papal infallibility. My favorite Catholic concept.
Reply

La Madrugada was starred La Madrugada was unstarred

PhillyLass
01/05/09

@La Madrugada: Well, the infallibility business only applies when he's sitting on that throne-like fancypants chair of his. So, unless his ass was cushioned by red velvet, we can ignore him.
Reply

PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred

Lymed
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
At least they didn't find the fertile men we keep locked away who live off of food grown with natural birth control free spring water. If they found them, our secret plans of female world domination would be over.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

PilgrimSoul
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
I really, really need a troll to come in here and tell us we're all belittling the serious problem of male impotence.
Reply

PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred

Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@PilgrimSoul: babymaking is INTEGRAL to the male sense of WORTH, and if a WOMAN PILL is taking that away? How can you LAUGH at that?!
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred

sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
01/05/09

@PilgrimSoul: Every sperm is sacred, you bonerkiller!
Reply

PilgrimSoul
01/05/09

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I must have had too much water, because my trollsmash boner isn't *ahem* rising to the occasion.
Reply

PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred

Lymed
01/05/09

@PilgrimSoul: I know it's been four months, but you really can do better than a troll.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Worldwide human male infertility? Does that mean I have a divinely conceived ovumlord?
Reply

Annabellie
01/05/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): He's probably the next saviour. Have you had any spooky nighttime angelic visitors? That would be a big clue.
Reply

Annabellie was starred Annabellie was unstarred

Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@Annabellie: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Or else swans, or frisky looking beams of light? Any of this sounding familiar?
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred

Annabellie
01/05/09

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Have you considered the name Apollo? It has a nice ring to it.
Reply

Annabellie was starred Annabellie was unstarred

sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
01/05/09

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: @Annabellie: I keep hearing these golden trumpets and heavenly choir singing when he kicks. Is that normal?
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@Annabellie: Or Castor/Pollox?
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred

Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I'm not sure...if any of your friends have a baby boy named John who keeps trying to lay hands on your stomach, I might be concerned....
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred

ihateyourescalade
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Luckily no one cares anymore because we're all so happy from the trace antidepressants that have supposedly leached into our water supply. Cheers!
Reply

ihateyourescalade was starred

littlebunnyfoofoo
01/05/09

@ihateyourescalade: It warms my heart that my drug usage has actually helped humanity. My pee is like holy water and will protect us all from sadness!
Reply

littlebunnyfoofoo was starred

Kivrin
01/05/09

@littlebunnyfoofoo: Awesome.
Reply

Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred

J.D.Regent
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
This reminds me of a certain ex of mine who claimed that the reason all forms of birth control suck is because we aren't really meant to use them. Kind of like how CHEMO sucks so that means we're supposed to die of CANCER, asshole?
Reply

J.D.Regent was starred J.D.Regent was unstarred

J.D.Regent
01/05/09

@J.D.Regent: ahem. sorry to connect the dots there. I meant to say that our water also contains trace amounts of EVERY OTHER MEDICINE we take. Why is the only bad one contraception? sigh. Catholics are the BEST at circular logic. I guess that's what happens when you start out with a conclusion and work from there.
Reply

J.D.Regent was starred J.D.Regent was unstarred

Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/05/09

@J.D.Regent: But Penicillin doesn't cut down on the number of future Catholics OR interfere with God's will (God hates mold, y'all)
Reply

Mkp-hearts-NYC was starred Mkp-hearts-NYC was unstarred

Brigit
01/05/09

@J.D.Regent: And the tons of illegal drugs we excrete as well. But teh pill is the evil one.

I bet that pointy hat compresses the head and makes it hard to think sometimes.
Reply

Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred

Lymed
01/05/09

@J.D.Regent: Think of all the extra reproduction happening from the Viagra in the water
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

Brigit
01/05/09

@Lymed: Maybe I am not drinking enough water then...
Reply

Brigit was starred Brigit was unstarred

Lymed
01/05/09

@Brigit: You just need to water the men around you.
Reply

Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred

PhillyLass
01/05/09

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: Great point-- in fact, it even INCREASES the number of future Catholics by allowing more of them to survive to child-bearing age.
Reply

PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred

Flackette Goes Retro
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
Is there nothing that can't be blamed on women?
Reply

PilgrimSoul
01/05/09

In reply to Pillheads
It's amazing how sometimes misogynists behave like parodies of themselves. Next up: girl cooties cause ED.
Reply

PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred

Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
01/05/09

@PilgrimSoul: Naw, I think they already have said that opinionated women cause ED.
Reply

PilgrimSoul
01/05/09

@Gretchen: Perhaps that explains why I haven't dated anyone for the last four months.
Reply

PilgrimSoul was starred PilgrimSoul was unstarred

Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

#fauxscience

Jezebel

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel

Pillheads

Login

Reset Password

Register

Submit Your Comment