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    British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Good thing I've never really had PMS for real. With my nicotine habit I'd probably cut a bitch before noon daily for a solid week.


    I didn't read the whole article about dogs chasing birds off at airports, but I'm betting they're not using greyhounds. That would be like "Birds! Birds! Get the Birds! Hey, what was I doing.... Leaf! Leaf! Get the Leaf...."

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    Image of LuckyEmmie LuckyEmmie
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Fact #8 about HPV that no one knows-- Pap Smears do not test for HPV, they screen for abnormal cells (what may or may not be caused by HPV). Ask your doc to add an HPV test onto your pelvic if you want to be sure.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/17/08

    @LuckyEmmie: whoa seriously? I didn't know that. thanks!


    I like being sure.

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    Image of Cattivella Cattivella
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    I want to nom on that kitties belleh like there's no tomorrow. I know, I know, chubby kitties to that degree are probably not healthy, but they're so freaking CUTE.


    Also, re: People with low levels of the tau protein (which helps people maintain good memory skills) have fewer protein tangles that are associated with Alzheimer's. Does this mean that because I can't remember shit now (low tau levels), I have a less likely chance of forgetting shit later?

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/17/08

    @Cattivella: Works for me. I couldn't remember shit at 20 and still can't at 47.
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    Image of Rofold Rofold
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    I'd like to read the french appellate decision on why the marriage of the non-virgin woman and husband is back "on". I'd like to do it while drinking wine and eating chocolate and having my feet rubbed by that amazing looking ETA-fellow.


    I'd also like to be able to read french.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    11/17/08

    @Rofold: That ETA dude! I wonder, are all men from the pais Basco that hot?
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    Image of Ptarmigan Ptarmigan
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    I had a friend from France once. She says that their longevity can be attributed to chocolate, wine, and cigarettes. Who knew?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    11/17/08

    @Ptarmigan: I knew. That is part of the food pyramid a la Gretchen:


    Caffeine

    Nicotine

    Alcohol

    Xanax


    Substitute sugar for any 1 of the above during working hours.


    Balance your diets, y'all!

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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    They talk of an albino hedgehog and provide NO PHOTOS?!


    What The Hell.

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: I KNOW!!! That was a total ripoff
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/17/08

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: Squeeee Hedgie!!!!
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    That kitteh has swallowed a balloon!
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    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    aww, British fat cats, I just had to put my cat on a diet. Poor Petey, he weighs 17 pounds, the vet is making me do it.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    11/17/08

    @lucyjae: My Ewok weights 15, but he looks like a mountain cat! His brother (Johny TCWBB) is much tinier, weighing about 9 lbs, and has the same amount of "fat pads". It's like their mom (the tiniest of all) screwed around with a black panther.
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    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    11/17/08

    @Brigit: See, Pete is mountain-liony too. It's weird how tiny other cats look because I'm used to looking at him. I think he only really maybe needs to loose a pound or 2, the doctor told me 4 or 5.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    11/17/08

    @lucyjae: Does he put on doe eyes and asks for seconds? I have only been able to make them exercise with a laser, and by playing tag with them.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/17/08

    @lucyjae: I have a cat that once weighed 24 pounds! He is now down to a svelt 16 (he's naturally just a really big dude) thanks to his vet's diet reccomendations and a conscious effort to get him moving. His littermate has always weighed 14 and is actually a little on the skinny side (can almost see ribs, etc). They are my big beautiful babies!


    I totally know what you mean about seeing "normal" kitties and thinking they are tiny!

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    Image of DavidWatts DavidWatts
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Who knew Tarzan had his own country?
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/17/08

    @DavidWatts: In LA Tarzana is called that because Edgar Rice Burroughs lived there. In fact I went to a Halloween party at his estate a few years ago. It had a ballroom.
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    Image of westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago) westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Hey, I think it's Tanzania, not Tarzania. Unless you want to play sexyfuntime game of Me: Jane, You: Tarzan.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/17/08

    @westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): There's a suburb here in the beautiful San Fernando Valley called Tarzana, and when I read that, I was all DAMN, west Valley hoodlums, I didn't even know we had that many albinos.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital again!!! Can someone do a freaking show about this place already? THINK OF THE CUTE!
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    whose body parts some believe hold magic powers


    NO.

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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    Mmmm, an Australian sex party . . . out of context, why does that sound like the premise for some bad porn?
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    My stepdad snores so loud that he could be heard all across the house I use to live in. It was ridiculous and got me wearing ear plugs at 12.


    Now, whenever someone sleeps over, I ask them if they snore so I can go sleep in a different room.

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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    11/17/08

    In reply to British Fat Cats Compete To Lose Weight • Australian Sex Party Takes Sex Seriously
    "The National Board of Health and Welfare in Sweden announced today that it is removing transvestism, gender identity disorder, fetishism and four other sexual behaviors from its list of diseases"


    It is very scary to think that transvestism is considered by some professionals to be a disease in this day and age.

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