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    The Odd Couple
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    That owl sure does get around...
    the owl and the pussycat Pictures, Images and Photos
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/02/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: that owl is a slut.


    They do have a similar language: Barooo. Whooo.

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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    OMG I saw an owl in my yard the other night! Now I'm going to be trying to convince my pups to make friends with it.
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    Image of RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee) RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    He drinks from the toilet

    She regurgitates fur


    They fight crime!

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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/02/09

    @rose.of.many.thorns.colette: I'd watch this over Cagney and Lacey any day.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    I think judging by the pic that they are Mad Men fans. They are clearly sophisticated viewers.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    Their favorite channel is Animal Planet, right?


    Side note: I am an idiot, because I didn't realize utnil quite recently that an owl was on the Hooters sign because it hoots and is a "hooter." I suppose I just thought that it was a pervy owl.

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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    I wonder if they watch shitty reality TV shows like I do. Hoo knows?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @rollergirl76: Maybe they watch reruns of Owl In the Family?
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Or that crazy space alien Owlf?
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I'm thinking Welcome Back Hooter.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/02/09

    @funnyface: The OwlC.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: Wheel Owlf Fortune.
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    Image of jessawesome jessawesome
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    Has it been established that dogs and owls are capable of watching TV?
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    01/02/09

    @jessawesome: My dog absolutely watches TV, particularly if the shows feature puppies.
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    Image of Ragus Ragus
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    I've bonded with owls over less.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @laurafin: Hahahaha!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/02/09

    @laurafin:
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    I am completely depressed today and this just put a smile on my face. Thanks Maria!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    My face is just scrunched up in the "aaawwwwwwwwwwwww" position. If animals can all get along, why can't we?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    All men are dogs. They only care about hooters and the others, to them, are bitches.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @morninggloria: Really, what a bassetard. He clearly does not give a Shih-Tzu about her.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I don't care if I'm accused of interfering; I'm talon her mother about this.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @morninggloria: That is aviary bad idea!
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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/02/09

    @morninggloria: Do you know Hoo(t) her mother is though??!!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): To be honest, I heard she was a real bichon.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @Neely O'Hara (BabyJane was so 2008): And a cocker tease.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Not to mention a total nag, hounding the poor dog all the time...
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @Kivrin: You can tell by the picture that she won't get off his back.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    Wow, this is basically my relationship with...everything.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    @BlondeGrlz is having a BlondeBoyz!: The family that watches TV together, stays together. Or at least that's what I tell myself when I catch my 4-month-old craning his wee neck to watch TV. So much for that "no TV til 2" pledge...
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/02/09

    @Maritsa: I think they mostly say that so that you actually interact with your child rather than using the TV as a babysitter, so I'm giving you a free pass there.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    Too cute. I love owls, for some reason. I saw a baby owl once and it was the cutest thing EVAH.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    So owl...what happened to the pussycat? Did she fall over the side of that pea green boat? Hmm?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    In reply to The Odd Couple
    Does the owl ask "Hoo let the dogs out? Hoo? Hoo?"
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Nope. He doesn't give a hoot.
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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/02/09

    @Neely O'Hara (BabyJane was so 2008): But does he pollute?
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): @Neely O'Hara (BabyJane was so 2008): They're keeping their friendship together on a wing and a prayer..
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/02/09

    @Mkp-hearts-NYC: Let them prey.
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