In an inspired piece of casting, Helen Mirren—the Hollywood celebrity with whom I would be most interested in robbing a bank—will be appearing in Fast 8, the latest “Fast and Furious” movie. However, reports indicate she doesn’t get to drive. What the fuck?
For fans of the Fast and the Furious films (a.k.a. “furies”), it looks like the universe of Dominic Toretto and Co. is going to get even bigger. The success of the long-running action franchise could result in spin-offs for some of the its most loved characters.
Well, one of those pesky remakes we all love to complain about has been farted out into the universe. It’s none other than Point Break, the classic 1991 film starring Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. My monocle is ready and waiting to examine this trailer. I also have a small shot of Jameson in arm’s reach in case I…