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Gwen Stefani's New Song Makes Love Sound Like Euthanasia, But the Video Is Pretty

“Put me out of my misery,” as a chorus, brings to mind merciful euthanization. But in Gwen Stefani’s estimation on “Misery,” a truly catchy song, it’s more like analogizing her lover’s bod to, like, methadone, insofar that she passionately informs him that he’s “like drugs! you’re like drugs! to me!”

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Batty Find the Crystal Skull Dress Dorinda Wore on Real Housewives of New York

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a long-running Jezebel column in which we all work together to find the elusive product of your dreams. Need help with a style or specific item, or just looking for advice on dupes? Email me at julianne@jezebel.com and I, too, will put my nimble googling fingers to work.

Would You Wear This Fashionable Olivier Rousteing Nike Sock-Shoe?

Ah yes, the time has come for Balmain’s celebrated designer Olivier Rousteing, also known as personal couturier and BFF of the Kardashian brood, to collaborate with Nike on some cool athletic garments you can wear to the club, the office, the hypebeast kaffeeklatsch or, worst case scenario, the actual gym.

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A Comprehensive Exploration of the Truly Ghastly Clothing of The Real Housewives of Potomac

I’m going to say something you’re all just going to have to accept this as a fact because it is a fact: People in Washington DC do not dress well. The taste level is just not there. I suppose it’s somewhat excused because everyone is so focused on politics and how to get their trash picked up when the government shuts…