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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09:25 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I'm pretty sure I can find those sun/moon $2900 earrings for $10 max at the local craft fair.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09:18 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Oh, Barneys. You can pretend to be witty, you cannot pretend to be relevant.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    09:09 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Also, you, Dodai, are witty beyond imagination.

    I shall be sending you a $25 Barneys gift card.

    Do they make those?
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    08:40 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I don't care if that cardigan and tank top were made by blind French monks, there is absolutely no way that you can justify the $490 and $225 price tags. Bamboo jersey (the fabric they are made of) does not cost that much, nor does the manufacturing of those garments--not even in the same ballpark. Another $715 says they fall apart after the first washing.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    08:33 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I can't get past how much I love that font. Wonder if they created that in-house?
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09:19 PM

    @Penny: The Barney's font? Yeah, it's quite graceful. I am much less charitable towards the "edgy" slab font they're using for the designer's names, however.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    08:33 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    What would the Board of Ed say if I suggested LOLFoundingFathers on a teaching job interview? Would they think it's a clever way to integrate our modern times into the teaching of American history? Or would they tell me that I was the reason for the decline of education in America? I don't know, but I'm tempted to find out!
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    08:14 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Did they have to photoshop out a chunk of her head for that pompadour? I do not believe that that is where most people's skulls stop.
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    08:13 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Dodai this is...FUCKING AWESOME. I laughed out loud several times. You are WAY wittier than the witty preps at Barney's and their stupid witty Christmas.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    07:51 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Dodai, just... love. Absolute love.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    07:21 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    you know what is priceless? The LOL Lincoln! nice job, Dodai!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    07:21 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Why is No. 8's hair styled like Napoleon Dynamite?
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    07:17 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Also, I'm not rich but I am sdumb enough to want those earrings on in screen #6.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:18 PM

    @AfroJezeBella: I want them minus the gold parts. I really like the moonstones, though!
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    07:26 PM

    @NellMood: So do I! 'Cept now I'm mentally nit-picking at how the gold sun does not exactly match the moonstone mun. And the gold moon has a little thing that looks like it's going to fall off...
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:32 PM

    @AfroJezeBella: Yeah, the gold shapes look a little shoddy, which I think is the intent, but I don't like it. Maybe they're better in person? The moonstone sun and moon are SO pretty though- I would totally wear them everyday if they cost significantly less than they do...
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    Image of LBB LBB
    07:37 PM

    @NellMood: So would I. Actually I'd rather wear either as a pendant. In white gold, because I don't think the yellow works with moonstones. Nor does the price, because... seriously???
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    07:14 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Well, I can afford the catalog, so maybe I can just get several and assemble a witty holiday dress out of the pages. I can tape the earring pages to my lobes, and bracelet pages around my wrists. As long as I don't get too close to a fireplace, I'm hip and disposable!
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    07:45 PM

    @I, Zombie Normal: Also, you are eco-friendly for repurposing the magazine! Win-win!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:12 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I really don't like to judge what people spend money on, because I've certainly spent money on ridiculous things, but I'm having a hard time dealing with the concept of a $2000 hair tie.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07:14 PM

    @NellMood: I can relate; my similar struggle is over the $1700 floordrobe pants.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    07:17 PM

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Yeah, I share your struggle there, too, particularly since there's only a sliver of pants in the photo. There better be a watch or a car or something sewn onto the leg.
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    Image of LBB LBB
    07:39 PM

    @NellMood: For that price, that shit better come packaged in a brand-new 2010 Smart Car.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    07:09 PM

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

    Witty, eh? Witty?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    07:33 PM

    @scarletbegonia: That should be on the front cover!
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    07:45 PM

    @scarletbegonia: Is that you, Oscar Wilde, making little snide digs at everyone?

    Is that why he had no friends?

    I love him so. I'd be his friend.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09:22 PM

    @boxspelunker: A wittier person than I (maybe it was Oscar Wilde!) said that Oscar Wilde said everything there needs saying.
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