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Ryan Lochte Gives Womankind Questionable Fashion Advice

It's been a busy week for your boyfriend US swimmer Ryan Lochte. First, he moistened America's vaginas by undulating suggestively through the water whilst wearing a Speedo, then he dried them back up again when he tried to wear that stupid America grill on the medal stand after winning gold. But even in the midst of… » 7/31/12 6:30pm 7/31/12 6:30pm