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Comedians have built entire careers on it, but if it happens during a date or in front of your boss, your dignity will be decimated in a mushroom cloud of humiliation. It's flatulence, and unless you're a hilarious fat sidekick in Adam Sandler's annual attempted comeback vehicle, you're going to want to avoid doing it…
As every woman knows, there are some things you can't just come out and say to your significant other.
Whether it was making a drunken acceptance speech, pretending she didn't fart on TV, or showing off the twins in her belly or the twins in her bra, Mimi has had a miraculous 2010.
The average human farts 14 times a day, yet it's rare for women to be portrayed as gassy in pop culture. To debunk the widely-held (male) myth that "girls don't fart," we present a comprehensive reel of female fart scenes.
Last night's episode was so boring. The hour crawled by as we watched an unhappy Sam tossing her hair, talking about Ron, and having a tenuous grasp on the definition of "done." I'd rather watch Angelina fart on Snooki.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, we meet Snooki's parents, see Ramona Singer's booger, and hear Bret Michaels fart.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Snooki is back on our TV sets, an evil cat tries to murder its owner, and more on scientific fart protection.
As part of Vice's ongoing commitment to service journalism, they've published an interview with a proctologist to discuss what, exactly "makes a fart." Considering our own fascination with the nuances of the gastrointestinal system, this obviously got our attention.
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie has scents of humor, Jason Reitman is a little bit brag-y, and celebs like Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson tweet about the Super Bowl.
On last night's episode, the director of the Southern Glitz Pageant didn't even pretend that "inner beauty" plays into the scoring of the children who competing. So with that in mind, let's judge the following by looks alone.
• Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. •
This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap features farts, F bombs, our friend Moe Tkacik, and a soap opera's homage to Grey Gardens, among things.
Breaking: Paris Hilton's boyfriend says she "smells like roses". Possibly related: That "smells like roses" line is the same line a certain someone uses to justify farting under the covers. [NY Observer]
[New York, May 2. Image via INF]
"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound." -Dallas Cowboy Martellus Bennett. [Cowboys Insider]
This whoopee cushion orchestra is just one of the many ways UK charity Comic Relief is making the world a better place using fart noises.
• OMG: A young English woman suffers from a rare condition that causes her to faint whenever she eats a sandwich or drinks "fizzy" beverages. That's our entire diet! •
