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Tom Cruise On Oprah, Day 2: The Fart Scene In Rainman Was Totally Real

Today was the second part of Oprah's two-day extravaganza with boring, sedentary Tom Cruise. This time, Tom actually came to Oprah's studio and appeared in front of her audience, and the whole thing was just a big ego stroke, as the entire show seemed to consist of pre-taped anecdotes and congratulatory well-wishes from other actors and directors who've worked with the actor over the past 25 years. The best tidbit, though, came from Tom's Rainman costar Dustin Hoffman, who revealed that the fart scene in the phone booth was actually ad libbed, after Dustin let a real stinky one rip. Clip above.

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The Duke Spirit Frontwoman Leila Moss Talks Flowers, Farts And Female Masturbation

Leila Moss, lead singer of British rock band The Duke Spirit, sat down with us to discuss the pros and cons of Valentine's Day and what really goes on in a tour bus. (Seriously, any girl who speaks so casually about passing gas and playing with herself will always have a special place in our hearts.) Clip above, and check out their video for their new single "The Step and The Walk" from their album Neptune, due out in April.

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It's Never Ladylike When Little Girls Loogie

The Today Show's Meredith Vieira hosted a segment this morning about breaking children of their "gross" and "disgusting" habits — farting, burping, belching, nose-picking, scab-scratching (have you had your breakfast yet?) — and we learned that one way to cure kids from nose picking is to dip their fingers in lemon juice. (Also: teenagers who fart on purpose should their laptops taken away from them for a week!) Honestly, the entire segment, featuring clinical psychologist Ruth Peters, was hilarious, but we were most intrigued by Peters' assertion that there's an epidemic of preschool girls who are spitting in public because they simply need attention. Clip above.

Is Your Kid A Nose Picker? Cure Bad Habits [The Today Show]

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Celebrity Rehab: Mary Carey Engages In A Different Kind Of Butt Play

Celebrity rehab is a kind of grave topic for a reality show, but leave it to porn star/former-gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey to provide the comic relief. On the first episode, her bags were searched and she had adult movies, vibrators, dildos, and a mold of her vagina confiscated (she brought that last one as a gift for someone), and, aside from the disappointment that masturbation would now be more difficult, she laughed the whole thing off. On last night's episode, Mary was goofing around with Jessica Sierra — the two were inexplicably wearing crazy-lady makeup — when she decided to fart. Loudly. This woman is clearly comfortable doing anything and everything in front of the camera. Clip above.

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Farts Are Funny! Except, You Know, At The Gym, During Sex, Etc.

Farts are funny! In fact, just yesterday a certain Jezebel sister site passed on word (Hee hee! We said "passed") that Gawker Media contributor/blogger Slut Machine farted during sex for the first time. (Congratulations, Slut!) According to Slut Machine's blog (NSFW), she was simply doing her thing with her main man and poof: Out it came. But farts at the gym? Not so funny, we hear!

I was kicking ass on the treadmill at the gym, and was totally in the zone. It was awesome! Then, it hit my nostrils like a bee smacking the glass door. Worse even, it was one of those thick stanky rotten egg laced with some skunk clouds that you can practically taste and my mouth was open. Major disgusting! I gagged some and had to put my towel over my nose and mouth until the fart twister moved to the south.

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