'Baby Fart Aerobics' Is the Best Thing to Happen on YouTube in Ages

I am, for the most part, a sour and grumpy human who has HAD IT UP TO HERE (imagine something really high) with the internet's incessant dazzles and follies. But every once in a long, long while, a special treasure comes along that blasts apart my apathy with a cylindrical jet of hot, steamy funk coming out of a butt. » 4/03/14 3:20pm 4/03/14 3:20pm

Finally: A Dramatic Reading of James Joyce's Filthy Love Letters

While famed Irish novelist and poet James Joyce is best known for authoring works like Ulysses and Dubliners, his creativity actually expanded well beyond his public oeuvre and into his private life, as made evident by the series of poetic love letters he wrote to his wife Nora Barnacle. Joyce truly loved Nora (the… » 2/12/14 4:35pm 2/12/14 4:35pm

Levels of Intimacy: When to Burp, Fart & Poop in Front of Your Partner

Recently, we learned via study something we all suspected was true on some level: that the "average woman" waits a good four weeks before allowing a man she fancies to gaze upon her bare, makeup-free face for fear of scarring him with the knowledge that human eyes don't come rimmed in kohl at birth. But this is only… » 10/23/13 4:50pm 10/23/13 4:50pm

Joey Fatone Probably Farted During the VMAs

Is there anything that could have made the *NSYNC VMA reunion any better? Yes. There are lots of things that could have made the *NSYNC VMA reunion better — jet packs, the return of Justin Timberlake's ramen noodle hair, a different song catalog. The list goes on and on. Still, there is one thing that happened during… » 8/27/13 4:30pm 8/27/13 4:30pm

Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Who Gets Turned On By Farts

Conventional wisdom (or, as the Internet Kids call it, Rule 34) suggests that for everything innocent and nonsexual that exists, there is a porn version of that thing. Everything. The Flintstones, Teletubbies, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Everything. I'd like to suggest a corollary to that rule: everything that exists… » 7/30/13 5:30pm 7/30/13 5:30pm

Now You Will Be Able to Smell 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

"You’ve seen them. You’ve heard them. Now you will smell them," promises a TLC press release for the upcoming second season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The network will be hosting a "Watch 'n Sniff" event for the season premiere on July 17 by distributing scent cards in issues of People, Us, through Time Warner… » 6/13/13 4:30pm 6/13/13 4:30pm

All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Great Equalizers

I will never forget 7th grade gym class, and the two girls whose names I will not use, who spent most of the beginning of every class period showing us all how to queef. The bell would ring, and before the teacher even left her office, they would roll onto their backs like breakdancers, pull their legs up to their… » 2/16/13 10:55am 2/16/13 10:55am

Which Famous Chef Farted on All 37 of his Employees?

A Food Network chef, who describes himself as "somewhat famous," allegedly posted a rant&rave on Craigslist to share a delightful personal victory more than four years in the making: since January 21st, 2008, he has been engaged in the project of farting on everyone of his kitchen employees. Audibly and sensorially… » 1/03/13 3:45pm 1/03/13 3:45pm