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    Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart

    Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels

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    Image of sylvie calls shotgun!! sylvie calls shotgun!!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
    If you prick us, do we not bleed?

    If you tickle us, do we not laugh?

    If you pull our finger, do we not fart?
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    Image of elsbels elsbels
    10/14/09

    In reply to Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
    His monologue about Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith and his own past as an alcoholic is the first talk show monologue that had me crying. In fact, I have it favorited (is that a word?) on youtube and I cry everytime I see it. "Just, let me go, Tommy..."
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/14/09

    @elsbels: That was an excellent monologue. I liked his thing about it not being a drinking problem, it was a thinking problem.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/14/09

    In reply to Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
    To "crop-dust" is as American as apple pie.
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    Image of chinaplate chinaplate
    10/14/09

    @Jack_Burton:
    I never got this expression (not crop-dusting). I know that it doesn't suggest that other countries don't eat and revere apple pie because obviously they do. Apple pie is a pretty national dish of England and the Netherlands, to name a couple. I just don't understand what it IS about apple pie that Americans feel to be American at all? Is there some kind of metaphor to it?
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    Image of AliKerimBey AliKerimBey
    10/14/09

    @chinaplate:

    "The expression "as American as apple pie" wasn't the product of an overzealous imagination. Apple dishes of one kind or another could be found at practically every colonial meal, especially in New England. The apple was made into pies and fritters and puddings and slumps, literally a host of dishes. The colonists had inherited some of their taste for apples from the British along with many of the British recipes, but many other dishes were the products of American invention."
    ---Apples: History, Folklore, Horticulture, and Gastronomy, Peter Wynne [Hawthorn:New York] 1975 (p. 24)

    "When you say that something is "as American as apple pie," what you're really saying is that the item came to this country from elsewhere and was transformed into a distinctly American experience."
    ---As American as Apple Pie, John Lehndorff, American Pie Council.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/14/09

    In reply to Craig Ferguson Lets Loose About Susan Sarandon Fart
    He is so damn funny, I can't watch him without laughing my ass off. "Their faces were a mask of inscrutability."
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/14/09

    @badmutha: Basically, he could read a telephone book and that yummy accent would still get me going.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/14/09

    @badmutha: He's a gas!
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    10/14/09

    @BabyJane: BAHAHAHAH!!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    Where are you - 'Enry 'Iggins?
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I am glad Brandi finally got her shit together. Both of these chicks were suffering from some real low esteem issues. Majority of the other chicks were here for more screen time and the cash but I think generally that these two were excited about changing and the money.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I prefer naked somersaults, much classier.
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    Image of kroliosis kroliosis
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    Blowjob Brandi, I hardly knew ye!
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/22/08

    @kroliosis: I did a search for her, and she was on a website called amateur facials.com. Ew. And the other Brandi was on a website called in the vip room.com where she screws guys in vip booths.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    Here's the thing I disliked about this round of Charm School. Okay, I love me some Sharon Osbourne, but is she really... ya know... role model material? She enables drug addictions, throws hams into her neighbor's yard, and has a mouth that would make a sailor blush. That's why I liked Mo'Nique. She had a personality that rocked, and she was ALWAYS dignified. Call me an idealist, but I DID like to think that there was SOME attempt to "better" the ladies on the first season. Second season just nakedly exploited their poor behavior.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/22/08

    @LaComtesse: I think more than anything, she is a successful women on the business side of Rock n' Roll, who was married to a rock star. Which is what all of these women wanted to be when they were "dating" Bret Michaels. I personally never understood the presence of Mo'Nique, considering she had really nothing to do with rap or that world. And I think she wavered on the dignity every once in awhile, like bashing Pumkin whenever she could. Lets not forget, this is VH1, who will soon be bringing us "Tool Academy".
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    Image of MissN MissN
    12/22/08

    @ArtfulSlinger: Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to Tool Academy?
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    Image of bloodflower bloodflower
    12/22/08

    @MissN: I CANNOT WAIT.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I cannot stand Megan, how many bloody reality shows has she been on now? I first saw her on Beauty and the Geek (I love that show, don't judge) where she was so bitchy and thought she was worthy of winning but she totes wasn't. The poor contestants on that were completely undeserving of having to put up with her disgusting personality.
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    12/22/08

    @Cuteasabutton hearts Caleb Followill: She tries too hard to be a reality star villain, and she just comes across as annoying and stupid.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/22/08

    @rollergirl76: thats what annoys me about her too, its like, you're not New York bitch. I feel the same about Lacey.
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    Image of Whitney's Black Best Friend Whitney's Black Best Friend
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I know Sharon Osborne is supposed to be a bad ass lady of rock, but she also holds herself out to be a lady, and that was specifically her role on Charm School. So matter how much people think Megan deserved a beat down, Sharon should not have been the one to deliver it. Especially since Megan is certainly not the first person to make a crack about Ozzie, and Sharon has exploited that particular aspect of him for profit, because its obvious that was the big draw of their reality show, watching Ozzie mumble and bumble around. So, I respect Megan for at least being consistant and not pretending to be anything other than what she is.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/22/08

    @Whitney's Black Best Friend: yeah, I kind of agree. I find all of the Osborne's a little tiresome to be honest. When Sharon said she was an A-list celeb? um..yeah.
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    Image of luxamnesiac luxamnesiac
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I'm soooo excited for the Reunion showww.


    Brandi M. did show the most improvement by the show's standards (as in, was called down more during the expulsion ceremonies and still hung around til the end). I was cheering for Destiney though.


    And yeah, maybe the clothing line isn't super awesome, but the challenge where she got to design a T-shirt made her really happy, so hopefully this will be something she enjoys!


    I'm not ashamed to say I do not drink the haterade when it comes to Charm School ROL.

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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/22/08

    @luxamnesiac: I think this one was good, but didn't you think the Flavor of Love Charm School was so much better? God, I couldn't stop laughing when they did the fashion show and put a set of curtains on that poor woman and paraded her down the runway with huge feather eyelashes. It doesn't get any better than that.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/22/08

    @luxamnesiac: ...you know, I actually liked her octopus hoodie better than Destiney's design.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I am truly going to miss this trainwreck! Farewell, "Charm" School girls, bring on the next Bret Michaels piece of trash!


    Also, and I think we all know this, do NOT fuck with Sharon Osbourne!

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    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    12/22/08

    @Kittenish has gone to the dogs...:


    Yay for "Rock of Love Bus" and "Daisy of Love"! I can't wait!

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/22/08

    @RedVelvetCake: I love the Tour Bus of Love promos.

    "I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU GIRLS NOT TO ACT SLUTTY!"


    That is just priceless.

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    Image of ScarletBegonias ScarletBegonias
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    I'm just happy that Lacey didn't win. I hated her.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/22/08

    @ScarletBegonias: I wish they had brought her father back. He was an entertaining asshole.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    12/22/08

    In reply to Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
    Sharon Osbourne has kicked men in the groin, thrown men down the stairs, thrown dead hamsters in her neighbors yard, and sent shit-filled Tiffanys boxes to people she dislikes. Oh, and calmly interrupted an Iron Maiden concert to tell their fans they were pieces of shit.


    So no matter how stupid Meagan may be, I know she knew Sharon is a Badass Bitch. I think she should be glad Sharon just fucked up that weave instead of doing something more drastic, like deflating her fake chi chis.

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/22/08

    @battleaxonista: She's not stupid. Megan will always have dollar signs and fame in her eyes. Everything she does needs to lead to either one of those things. Being attacked by Sharon could bring more of both.
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