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Just my two cents.
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But like I'm saying, I don't know the rules.
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Also, the Swan may be the absolute worst show ever to have been on television... EVER.
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Could I attempt to enter the Miss Plastic pageant and argue that I'm being discriminated against for being so naturally attractive that I don't need any surgery?
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Please. Francie works at Cadwalader. She transferred from one of the other law firms retaining those consultants from Glamour who advised so wisely against those "political" hairstyles.
She knows better than to be caught out - that's why she changed her name from Shaquita in the first place.
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I must say, I always kind of wanted a black barbie as a kid ONLY because I liked the way the bright colors of their clothes looked against the doll's dark skin. It was the 80s, so everything was neon. I never asked for one for the same reason I never asked for a Micro Machines car wash set, which I also wanted -- somehow I got the impression that it was wrong and that those toys were "not for me", even though I don't recall my parents ever saying anything to that effect. Sad how little kids pick up on that stuff from the media.
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It took several years of going to my friends' houses to play dolls to realize that I was the only one who ever brought or played with the non-blonde Barbies.
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I'm sorry I just...couldn't...help...myself...
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You are just in denial.
And anyway, he took a page out of Governor Sanford's book. They were innnn luuuuuuuv.
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It would have to have been HasbroShanequa.
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Seriously love her coat, though I'd probably get it filthy the first time I wore it.
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