Jezebel
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the week that was
This Week Everyone Got Weaves & Got Knocked Up
- It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
- But she's not the only one! Fantasia and Lily Allen are also up the stick.
- Stars are also pregnant with hair. A look back at the year in weaves.
- In other news, ur-douche Paul Janka did not date rape Moe. Imagine that!
- But if he had, British politician John Redwood probs would have let him go, but not without a stern talking-to. Because it wasn't stranger rape or anything.
- The beauty and fashion industries are still trying to sell us a lot of whitewashed models and junk science.
- But it's the holidays, bitches! So go fall into an egg nog coma whilst watching the Spice Girls, you fucking dykes!
- It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
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Loose Lips
Jennifer Hudson, Halle Berry and Fantasia Barrino are all being considered for the lead role of an Aretha Franklin biopic that's in the works. Aretha's fave for the part so far? J. Hud all the way. • Is Ellen trying to outdo Oprah in the giving-away-free crap department? Apparently Ellen's 12 Days of Christmas giveaways are to die for. She probably has a lot more cash lying around now that she's not paying those striking writers. • Wanna vote on Rumer Willis's best look? Does she have one to begin with? [MollyGood, WOW, People]
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