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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    1) I believe BAngieB is already working on getting conservatorship, so that's a plus.
    2) Never been so glad work blocks certain things. I can't listen to the tape and then regret it after. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    I want to lend her my dad. They can go on drives through Napa, take walks and talk about the origin of the Universe, watch movies and eat M&Ms. She can even smoke with him!

    I am hard on this girl sometimes, but as the proud daughter of two ridiculously awesome parents...no one should have to live with parents like this. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    So I know open letters aren't really cool these days but um, can we write Lindsay one? I want her to know that there are lots of us who just want to give her a hug and a cup of tea or hot chocolate. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    There comes a time when you have to take some damn responsibility for your own actions even over something trivial like celebrity pop culture. For me, today is that day, and I'm not listening to this treachery. Leave Lindsay ALONE. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Awful, pathetic and unforgivable. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Dear pietra.Dad,

    Thank you for being a nice, normal, occasionally argumentative father who always has my best interests in mind.

    Love,

    la.donna.pietra

    P.S. I'm gonna go buy you a birthday present now. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of LolaLane LolaLane
    11/04/09

    @la.donna.pietra: In that spirit:
    Papa Lane:
    Thanks for wishing me happy birthday this morning, giving me a big hug and a birthday present and then caring for your two adorable grandsons all day without complaint! Thanks also for never selling me out to the press.
    xo,
    Lola Lane #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    What a wanker. Can he be sued for this? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of katynels katynels
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Can she press charges for this? I somehow doubt he got her permission to record her conversation. Jezzie Law-smithes? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of formergr formergr
    11/04/09

    @katynels: It depends on what state each of them were in at the time. Some states have 2-part consent rules for recording phone calls, some have only 1-party consent, and some have no consent required.

    I don't know about CA (where I'm assuming they both are?), but I'd imagine it might be 1- or 2-party consent since CA tends to have pretty strict regulations... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    I would like to move a motion to expel Michael Lohan from the human race. Perhaps he can find a new home with amoeba. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: As a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Amoeba, I must object. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/04/09

    @Lymed: How about flaviviruses? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I'd say give him a home with the flu, but then we would be forcing him on too many innocent people. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    She needs help. I would love nothing more than for her to go somewhere peaceful and chill out and clean up and come back as the personality that she used to be.
    But fuck her dad. Seriously. He's nothing but a tick to her and if she comes back clean, he's going to continue to leech of her fame. Nothing, short of him being thrown in jail (and even then) nothing is going to stop him from bothering her and unfortunately she's going to have to live with it. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Unfortunately, it isn't so easy to rid your body of the bacteria and parasites transmitted by ticks.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/04/09

    @Lymed: Does that have something to do with your screenname? I think it's going to be tough for her to rid her life of him, too. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Yes, I have chronic Lyme. I figured my screen-name is a little way I can raise awareness of the illness.

    Your tick metaphor was right on. Because even after the tick is no longer attached to you, it can still destroy you from the inside.

    #lyme #lindsaylohan
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    If Lindsay ever resurrects her role in a remake of The Parent Trap, I have a feeling that it will feature an actual bear trap with a TMZ camera affixed to it. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Ugh. This is starting to head down Anna Nicole Smith Lane. Which is where I have to get off the bus and stop looking, just like I did with Britney.

    I inexplicably root for this girl, but it is really beginning to feel like an exercise in futility. There may not be therapy enough in this world to get over these fucking awful parents. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    @PilgrimSoul: I am with you. You couldn't pay me to listen to this. Because it's none of my fucking business. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/04/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Good call. I'm starting to feel the same way about Lindsay that I did about Anna Nicole: doesn't this poor girl have anyone decent in her life who cares about her? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    What a piece of shit. This is premeditated shitty parenting/horrible human being status. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Linds; Time to take a page from Ms. Barrymore. Distance + time = maybe. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kitten is an 80s rocker Kitten is an 80s rocker
    11/04/09

    In reply to How To Make Enemies And Alienate People
    Lindsay, you can borrow my dad any time you want. He's really good at problem-solving and giving hugs, plus he knows how to mallet out dents in car fenders. You obviously need him more than me right now. #lindsaylohan
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