Spoiler alert: It has to do with Richard Gere's (alleged) love of small animals.

This story may be the worst way to win a fight, to have a fight, to show off your skills as a competent adult: a 38-year-old woman decided that the best way to show her sister-in-law exactly what she thought of her would be to cut the woman's hair as she slept. Creepy or super creepy? You decide.

Can you believe this? Kim Kardashian, daughter of Kris and wife of Kanye, has just done the unthinkable: She skipped her mom's annual Christmas Eve party because the two had a fight online about Kris's outdated look and "omish" — that's Amish for the rest of us — clothes. And Kris published it.

Family Feud in Australia might need some help coming up with new ideas for their survey questions.

Family Feud is a very easy game. All contestants have to do for points is name the most popular responses to very simple questions that have been posed to 100 people. But somehow, it doesn't always go so well.

While Kim is the breakout star and figurehead of the Kardashian ship, Kris — mother of the klan — seems to be at the helm, steering the $65 million empire. Apparently, in a sneak peek at Khloe's new show, Khloe & Lamar, Kris calls Khloe about Quicktrim diet supplement — for which the three K sisters are spokesmodels.…

First, it's important to note that all parties were drunk. Second, this report contains some of the most cringe-inducing words you will ever read.

Sarah Palin may think "socialized medicine" is the enemy, but Bristol and Levi don't seem to have a problem with it: Palin's grandson Tripp is reportedly receiving federally-funded health care. And: Levi has never paid for health insurance. [Huffington Post]

The Seinfelds have had un petit tiff! Jessica, it seems, has other talents other than, um, steaming, pureeing, and self-promoting: She also can't stop talking. On Barbara Walters' Sirius radio show, Jessica admitted that she hated Jerry making Bee Movie because it meant too many hours away from her and the kids, and…