Ryan Lochte Reveals Post-Olympics Famewhoring Plans

Break out the celebratory America grills, ladies: Ryan Lochte, American hero and shame fap of women everywhere, will follow up his golden Olympic performance with a stint on reality TV, America's dignity graveyard. What better way to follow up a performance that proves he's one of the fastest, most physically… » 8/08/12 5:45pm 8/08/12 5:45pm

Gloria Allred Is a Dick

Lawyers, right? Lawyers are awful. Even people who don't know any lawyers and just read email forwards all day know this. Lawyers are know-it-all ambulance chaser opportunists who care about winning more than justice (half kidding; my brother just graduated from law school and some of my very dearest friends are… » 6/13/12 7:15pm 6/13/12 7:15pm