Publicists Try In Vain To Prevent Celebrities From Acting Like Fools Online

Today the New York Times reports that celebrities don't just hire publicists to issue denials that no one believes. They also lecture the stars on how maintain their privacy online and not make asinine comments on social media sites, though it seems they rarely listen.
Keri Hilson Is A Feminist, Not That She Wants To Say So, Exactly
Her song "Pretty Girl Rock" — with lyrics like "Get yourself together don't hate (never do it)/ jealousy is the ugliest trait (don't ever do it)/ I can talk about it cause I know that I'm pretty /And if you know it too then ladies sing it with me" — is sort of an anthem for confidence (or, um, lookism?), and Keri…
Ke$ha & Oscar The Grouch Are "One In the Same"
Kes$ha is in on the joke, you guys. She knows she is utterly ridiculous, and she is going with it. For some reason her management won't let her sing "Dance Magic Dance" (made famous by David Bowie in Labyrinth) on stage while she's on tour. But whatever. Eric Spitznagel's interview with the pop star includes…
Getting To Know The "Real" Emma Watson
This fan site slash hateration dump alleges all kinds of supposedly scandalous things: Emma's had a nose job! Emma's a flirt! Emma wants anonymity and celebrity at the same time! Emma had SEX!
Gwyneth Paltrow Simply Loathes Mingling With Plebes & Riffraff
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A former NYC restaurant maitre d' attempting to gin up publicity for a book says of Gwynnie: "If you're not worthy, it's like you're not there."
Johnny Weir Steps Out Of The Glass Closet
In Johnny Weir's soon-to-be-released autobiography, for the first time, he discusses the fact that he is gay.
What's So Wrong About Being A Fame Whore?
Melissa Petro, the schoolteacher ousted for writing about her sex-work past, wants you to know she's not a fame-whore. But would that be so bad?
Celebs Will Shut The Hell Up For Charity
Wednesday is World AIDS Day, and stars like Kim Kardashian will "sacrifice" their digital lives for charity. Sacrifice!
7-Year-Old Rapper MattyB Mocks Willow Smith
In a response to Willow's "Whip My Hair," rapper MattyB sees little girls twirling their tresses and raps, "This makes me worry about these ladies' safety." And: "Look at 'em. Think it's a neck spasm?" Kinda cute, kinda annoying.
Justin Bieber Rendered Girlier In Photoshop Of Horrors
Holy crap. Some are saying Toda Teen Star magazine turned the pop star in to Justine Bieber, but he also looks like the doll from the campfire stories that comes alive at night and stabs you.
Adrian Grenier Studies A Teen Paparazzo, And Other Ugly Business
Adrian Grenier's documentary Teenage Paparazzo aired on HBO last night, and explored not only the life of a celebrity photographer, but gossip, tabloids and fame itself.
The Situation, Snooki Have Their Own Apps
Pay $5 and The Situation will tell you where the nearest laundromat is. Or a gym. Or a tanning salon.
Lindsay Lohan Lands VF Cover: "I'm Literally Falling Apart"
Lindsay Lohan scored the October cover of Vanity Fair, and she tells Nancy Jo Sales that while she's made mistakes, she "was young and irresponsible."
Katy Perry's Kiddie Glamour Shot Reveals An Early Love Of Pink, Cheesy Posing
The whipped cream enthusiast Tweeted, "Grandma brought this one outta the closet today!"
Daniel Craig Photobombs Taylor Swift
Bomb. James Bomb. Craig's creepstache and lecherous glare just make the picture all the more amusing.
