Woman Finds Letter Allegedly from Chinese Laborer Tucked Inside Her Kmart Halloween Decorations

In a story so powerfully on-the-nose that it stinks of urban legend ("Help! Being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"), an Oregon woman opened a package of Halloween decorations to find a desperate letter from a Chinese laborer. The letter (which, so far, has been neither verified nor debunked) begins: » 12/28/12 7:50pm 12/28/12 7:50pm