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The HZA.
11/24/08

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I have such a thing for elaborate fake eyelashes.

I'd love to have a reason to wear the bright green ones on a semo-regular basis.
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stealthird
11/24/08

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I'm intrigued, but can false eyelashes screw up your real ones? I don't mean to be immodest, but my natural eyelashes are pretty awesome, and I don't want to ruin 'em.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/24/08

@stealthird: I am curious too
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Samanthrax
11/24/08

@stealthird: @AuntieEm: I have been wearing them for years, and my natural lashes are completely fine and intact.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
11/24/08

@stealthird: My friend went to Mac and had them professionally done (they stay on for like a week at a time for $30) and when she took them off they tore out her natural lashes. Poor thing looked like Bambi after a hurricane.

So, I'd stick with the $4 ones, I've never had a problem with those.
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Adora Belle Dearheart
11/24/08

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oh jeebus. I have 5 of the makeup forever and shu umera lashes. I just realized that I just spent about 100 dollars on false eyelashes. Practical I am not.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@privityofestate: For my last birthday party I splurged on some Shu Uemura fake eyelashes. The problem is I bought them online and they are drag queen size. I am five feet tall and teeny. To the back of my medicine cabinet they went!
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genericuserid
11/24/08

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okay, i have an eye condition that requires a drop, and a side effect is the drop encourages the growth of uber-long and thick lashes. being able to see your own eyelashes is not all it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. but i'm now thinking that i really really want to go home and clip them into some zig-zag shapes tho.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
11/24/08

@genericuserid: I want drops!
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@genericuserid: @WantToTouchtheWahine: ME TOO! What is this magical eye condition and how can I be diagnosed with it?
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CrankyOldBroad
11/24/08

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I love wearing false eyelashes, except for the part where I want to tear at my eyelids all night. I might try the L'Oreal Beauty Tubes mascara when it hits Canada instead.
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dashenbka
11/24/08

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i like the lace ones, and the feathers -- but it only works if you go to a very eccentric party. otherwise -- you'll look like the lone eccentric, and that's never good for the overall image...
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
11/24/08

@dashenbka: hey!!! that's my nomal look "lone eccentric"
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rollergirl76
11/24/08

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The first picture really creeps me out. It's too Nightmare Before Christmas for me. I picture going to a party and my eyelashes landing in my cocktail as I try to sip it.
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sequined
11/24/08

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Fake eyelashes, like winged eyeliner, are so ballet recital.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@sequined: ...but in a GOOD way!
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Treeless
11/24/08

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I *love* the lace ones on the pale-painted model, and everything about the Harlequin makeup in general.

Hate the creepy foot-long "lashes"; the model looks dead.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@Treeless: I finally figured out why it was creeping me out so much: where are her REAL eyelashes?
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Tart of Darkness
11/24/08

@Treeless: I can't help this, but the harlequin makeup on the model's face reminds me of the checkerboard design that used to be fashionable to shave into race horses' butts.

But I do kinda like the lashes even though I would never have worn them...I would have wanted to but have never, ever had the chutzpah to do so.
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Samanthrax
11/24/08

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For those wanting to try false eyelashes but can't get them on right or whatever, I suggest you try L'Oreal's 'Beauty Tubes' mascara. It's awesome 'falsies in a bottle' mascara.
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Spaceman Bill Leah
11/24/08

@Samanthrax: These beauty tubes are the same things as the Kiss mascara that people were all over a year or so ago, yes?
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Samanthrax
11/24/08

@Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat: Yes. And they are great.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@Samanthrax: I just bought some YSL Faux Cils mascara and it is loverly!
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Eeva
11/24/08

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False eyelashes, Recessionista-style: Simply pick up a dead bird from the street - or from under your window, if you're lucky! (Blackbirds, robins and bald eagles work especially well this season.)

Next, remove both wings and stick one to each eyelid using whatever superglue or extra-strength paste you have around the house. Easy, breezy, beautiful - and cheep!
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/24/08

@Eeva: The most devious fashionistas don't rely on luck. They lure birdies with pictures of bird feeders placed in their windows, then wait below with a bucket.
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stealthird
11/24/08

@Eeva: Can roadkill squirrels be substitutes? There aren't a lot of dead birds in my neck of the woods, they've all flown south.
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Eeva
11/24/08

@stealthird: Dahling, fabulous!

So in for next season: raccoons, badgers, week-old fox corpses. Attached to lids with beaten egg white.

@Gretchen: A bucket? Mais non! A carrier (carrion?) bag from the D&G store in Milan.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@Eeva: Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's mockingbird!
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Tart of Darkness
11/24/08

@angelina jolie-laide: awesome!
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Tart of Darkness
11/24/08

@Eeva: I know where I can get you a dead raccoon. It's a few weeks old, but some of it might be usable.
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Jules_momtobe
11/24/08

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Someone needs to tell me the secret of getting fake eyelashes on. I had some this year for Halloween and must have spent over an hour trying to geth them on. They were curved the opposite way of my eyelid.. so they didn't want to stay put on the ends. What is the secret to getting these babies on!
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The HZA.
11/24/08

@Jules_momtobe: And some eyelash kits come with mini tweezers. It helps a lot.
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hydrogen_jukebox
11/24/08

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I like the feather ones.

But what I'm really concerned about is how I can get a rash that looks like a harlequin diamond-print to complete the look.
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
11/24/08

@hydrogen_jukebox: Screw Bozo?
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
11/24/08

@hydrogen_jukebox: They sell cream for that too!
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Political Party Girl
11/24/08

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I've always wanted my eyelashes to resemble Cousin Itt!
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Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
11/24/08

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Things like this make me wish I were an aristocrat at the court of the Sun King.
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sequined
11/24/08

@HanaMaru: Who doesn't wish that?
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