Airports — any airport, really, but especially Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta — are a miserable hellpits filled with forced groping, rubbery food, and lonely people working at the magic kit kiosks, hawking trick cards and imploring you to remember that they, too, were young once, full of wild dreams about opening for…
Four Pennsylvania teens have been charged with disorderly conduct after they faked a kidnapping in a Kmart parking lot in attempts to achieve YouTube fame with the resulting video. Weirdly, they thought this would work. Haven't they ever seen Jawbreaker?
Tonight, the Heene family went on Larry King Live, where six-year-old "balloon boy" Falcon Heene explained that he didn't come out of his hiding place because his parents told him not to... because "we were doing this for a show."