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    Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    I thought morality was worst interpreted by Ayn Rand... #fakehymen
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    "Morality is worst interpreted by anatomy."

    Disagree. I have a vagina, Eve had a vagina, therefore I'm responsible for Original Sin. I say that morality is easiest interpreted by anatomy. #fakehymen
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    10/30/09

    @morninggloria: That doesn't explain why we homosexicals are so damn immoral. #fakehymen
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    Upmarket brothels in 18th Century London were notorious for selling the rejuvenated maidenhead of the latest young beauty, fresh from the country, to as many gullible men as possible before the latter cottoned on that the woman in question was not a virgin and therefore did not merit the special financial premium attached to an unbroken hymen. #fakehymen
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    Mr. Al Rahhal is awesome. We need more men like him. #fakehymen
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    I didn't bleed the first time I had sex and sometimes I think about how fucked I would be if I was born in another culture. #fakehymen
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    10/30/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Hell, I was born in the US and my first boyfriend accused me of lying when I didn't bleed our first time (the best part was that the reason I didn't was he had ALREADY broken it when we were fooling around one night but he was drunk and apparently didn't remember/notice) #fakehymen
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/30/09

    @colormeroutine: My friend's ex boyfriend accused her of the same thing and then used that as justification for emotionally shaming her and referring to her as a "whore." All in all, I'm not so sure that American culture has moved that far from associating morality with an in-place hymen. #fakehymen
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    10/30/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I didn't bleed either. I think it was because there was a ton of foreplay and I was really, ahem, ready for it. Kinda makes you wonder. Do they (meaning the hymen fetishists) INTEND for it to suck for the virginal woman, since they're so intent on having her bleed? God forbid she enjoy it and not have to hemorrhage. #fakehymen
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    10/30/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Neither did I. Whether this was from years of prior tampon use, falling on the beam in gymnastics a few times or simply being born without one, there was no blood at my deflowering. I don't think that bleeding is as common as people think it is, although obviously there are women who do. It's just such a bizarre standard to measure something by, never mind the absurdity of fetishizing virginity in the first place. #fakehymen
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    Image of heliotrollop heliotrollop
    10/30/09

    In reply to Egyptian Man Orders Artificial Hymen Online
    In stock and qualifies for free Super Saver shipping!! #fakehymen
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    Image of pursedangler pursedangler
    10/30/09

    @heliotrollop: It's a good thing the USPS isn't in charge of shipping this. It would be really awkward to have to explain to your husband that you actually lost your virginity in a padded envelope between China and your hometown. #fakehymen
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