Hey, Wanna Look Even Dumber? Wear This Fake Baby That's Also a Flask

Though my only evidence is the neck ache I come down with on Sundays after the weekend spent presumably whipping my hair back and forth, I am positive that I look like an idiot when I'm drinking. But, if there's anything I know for certain in this crazy life of ours, there's always room to look dumber—and this, I… »2/19/15 9:30am2/19/15 9:30am