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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Up until about two years ago, I listened to country music all the time. Then it went and got what I like to call Sarah Palinized. Every single damn song is about how life is dandy in Real Amurrica. There's even one out about "Rocking the Beer Gut." It's so much worse than when the country of the 90s-early 00s that was pop influenced. Now you can't sing about anything but a perfect church-going heterosexual married couple with children who are happy all the time. And there's this whole sub-genre of songs about kids who say things that are intelligent beyond their years. BARF. I miss the days when country reflected what life is actually like. Nowadays even a song like Martina McBride's Fourth of July probably wouldn't be released b/c it reflected poorly on heterosexual marriage. And god forbid anyone sing something like Sunday Morning Coming Down. Country music: you and I are done. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Dictator for Life: Yup. It's been icky for a long time. I love Lyle Lovett, Johnny Cash, and Dwight Yoakum, but this new stuff is just dreck. Pseudo patriotic, GOP cum guzzlin' dreck. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Did anyone else see #12 and think, "Why is Hailey Glassman at the CMA's? Please God do not let her be releasing an album..."

    I need to stop readin DirtBag's for a while, huh? #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    BLACK shoes, LeeAnn? Boooooo.

    Nicole Kidman now looks like her own Madame Tussaud's statue. Pretty dress, though. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe

    What's up with Nicole and the boobage? I saw a pic from another angle and it looked.... well, I'll try and post the pic and y'all can see for yourselves.
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    11/12/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Quadra-boob! Ouch!

    But, hooray for Nicole's return to red hair! #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @fluxus flucker: Her hubby seems to like it too! #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Robin Roberts is just stunningly beautiful. The short hair just works on her, no matter what her reason for cutting it was.

    Reba, Jennifer Nettles (love her voice), and Taylor Swift are the winners IMO. I would like each of their dresses delivered to my home ASAP.

    I also love Nicole's dress, but suspect that I hate the shoes. #cmas
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I keep on staring at Patricia Heaton's décolletage, and then at her legs, and I can't decide whether she should have had both made up and sheened to swelling perfection, or neither. I'm reminded of what my therapist says when I forget to wear trousers: only cowards do things by halves. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I love everything. No really. So much pretty, no bad or ugly. Not even the pansy minidress. #cmas
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I feel like that last thing LeAnn Rimes needs to be doing right now is modeling bridal fashions. Shouldn't she be going the Abbie Cornish route and appearing nunlike to post-scandal red carpets??

    Martina McBride looks like she's wearing a few Target tree skirts bound together with the bodice from a Forever 21 prom dress. Course she's lovely enough to just wear the Christmas tree and look great, but still.

    And why do I feel like Taylor Swift is not-so-subtly campaigning for a Disney princess musical? NOTHING PLEASES ME TODAY. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Designing Women taught me that tree skirts can make for wonderfully festive garments. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: I definitely don't watch enough TV.... how have I missed that gem? #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Ah, Bernice. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: OMG, thank you for this clip. I have an undying love for that show. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @WelcomeToDictionopolis: I've considered purchasing the DVDs. These women were the highlight of my sick-home-from-school days as a child. #cmas
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Nicole Kidman is lovely as always. I don't like seeing that much of anyone's chest though. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @pesematology: especially when it's being squashed out of her dress. but she looks really happy with her hubs! #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    There is something...off about about Hillary Scott's breasts in that dress. I really feel that she should put a brawrawn. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Is Patricia Heaton there because of her politics??? I mean otherwise, why is she there? #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @bluebears: She was promoting that awful looking show she's on now about "real people" in "working class" middle america. I think she felt saying that in front of the country crowd would get a big cheer. Instead, everyone just looked bored that some annoying woman was plugging her show. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Taren: At the next event, I'm fully expecting her red-carpet quotes to consist solely of, "Nine ... eleven." #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @bluebears: I cannot stand that woman and I'm pleased to see her in that terrible outfit. Small victories. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Taren: gross #cmas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    Oh I love when Nicole Kidman goes vivid color. #cmas
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    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    If not for the label, I wouldn't know that was Kellie Pickler. Beautiful dress, beautiful look, but the photo looks absolutely nothing like her. It's kind of unsettling! #cmas
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I think Kidman's dress is lovely.
    Rimes needs a new makeup artist.
    McBride, I love you, but no.
    Faith, you get an A-. The minus is for the nails and hair, but you look gorge.
    Reba is a stud.
    Nettles, Carolina Herrera? Love the elegant dress paired with the casual hair.
    Wow, Swift really DOES like sparkly dresses.
    Underwood confuses me, because her style is elevated but she sticks with the country music hair. It doesn't work.
    O'Dell looks nice.
    I would normally not like Scott's dress, but it's really working for her.

    Everything else is fug. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @Penny: I agree with most everything, but especially your take on Carrie Underwood. This dress could have been great, but the hair and makeup paired with the dress's spaghetti straps give it a Senior Prom 2001 feel. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: Carrie Underwood seems like the type of person that is all done up 24/7. Even when she's in street clothes, it all seems very calculated. I bet she wouldn't poop with the door open. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @artyfarty: Heresy! Southern ladies don't poop. #cmas
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    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: My bad! I meant to say she wouldn't tinkle sunshine with the door open. #cmas
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/12/09

    @jigglyball: My friend's date wore what seems to be an exact replica of that dress, hair, makeup, and bracelet at Prom 1999. Down to the last stitch. Her clutch was silver, though. Maybe the black is what makes it modern. Or not.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/12/09

    In reply to Where Are The Sequins?! Country Music Awards Styles Go Safe
    I am in love with Taylor Swift's eyebrows. If I had her eyebrows I would go around all day looking down at people while arching them. Maybe I'd feign surprise every once in a while, too. They deserve an award. #cmas
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