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    Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    Like to add an observation -- I don't follow country music, so I only really know of the cross-overs. I thought Shania Twain was cool -- this must have been 10 years ago?? -- and was watching her "Behind the Music" or one of those shows. And this other country singer, Faith something (I didn't know who she was at the time), comments on Shania along the lines of, "Oh, she's so gorgeous, and that body? Oh, it makes me sick!" (In a good way, I mean, as we ladies sometimes do.)


    THEN a year or so later I saw the "Breathe" video and I'm like WTF?!?!?!? Yeah, you are such a troll in comparison.


    Wimminz is weird.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    From what I got from some link to People yesterday (two days ago? something. where am I?), none of the three "icon" shots are actually the cover. The cover ALSO has Faith, as Faith, with a "pulled back" upper corner reffing to the inside shots.


    And I'm sad that Faith chose Brigitte Bardot, but in all fairness, many, many people at this very Web site didn't know about her anti-Muslim, uh, activities. So I'm going to give Faith the benefit of the doubt. Also because I love her.

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/23/09

    @SaraRueful: Here's the link to the actual Redbook cover.


    [www.people.com]

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    Image of AshMas AshMas
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    I can't even tell exactly what she's looking at. It's like they photoshopped two different eyes into her head.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/23/09

    @AshMas: More like they Photoshopped out her soul.
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    Image of SlothySilence SlothySilence
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    5 ways to incite hatred with a new bikini bod


    I'm having a hard time understanding this joke. Are we saying that Redbook is subconsciously encouraging its readers to hate their bodies by presenting Photoshopped standards that they can never live up to? Or that women with hot bods enjoy being envied by women who don't have bikini bods?


    I know the purpose of these posts is to show how ridiculous some of these women magazines are (and I'm not defending them), but I wish that instead of going for the easy, snide comments made on the basis of magazine covers (especially this one, which doesn't even have content on it and thus all of the taglines are projected off Bardot's reputation) that there were more critiques about actual articles within them (like what Tatiana does with Vogue).

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    Image of jgh jgh
    04/23/09

    @SlothySilence: The '5 ways to incite hatred' is a reference to Bardot being arrested 5 times in France for 'inciting racial hatred'.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    This Miss, This MIIIII---IIIIS!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/24/09

    @ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): Unforgivable! This miss, this miss, unthinkable!
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    That's Brigitte Bardot? I could have sworn she was dressed up as Sex Doll Barbie™
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    04/23/09

    @randomnessish: Ha. I kept thinking FemBot, myself.
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    Image of Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller
    04/23/09

    @randomnessish: The answer is clearly Patsy, Patsy Stone. Except not as classy. Or awesome
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/24/09

    @randomnessish: Her mouth would have to be in a perfect O for sex doll Barbie.
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    Image of happysquid happysquid
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    She looks like more like Lady Bunny after letting the wig down than Brigitte Bardot (and I LOVE LADY BUNNY so I mean that in a nice way)
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    Wearing an assload of eyeliner does not make you look like Bardot, Faith.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/24/09

    @Hamsterpants: True, and the picture is all out of focus anyway. It's not just bad photoshop, it is a bad pic.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    It just goes to show that Redbook has faith it's readers won't know about any of these negatives.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    04/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: Well, you gotta know your audience!
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    She looks like her character from Stepford Wives. I keep expecting to see $20 bills coming out of her mouth.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    behiving a blonde does not a Bardot make.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    04/23/09

    @phantom lady: Agreed. Might as well add a slash of pink and call her Avril Lavigne.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    Yeah, but I seriously doubt that Faith Hill said "I want to be Brigitte Bardot!"...
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    Image of Tracie Tracie
    04/23/09

    @devilchyld22: she personally chose the three "icons" that she's portraying.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    04/23/09

    @Tracie: Damnit Tracie!


    You win.


    Now, I have to go be mad at Faith Hill.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    "Mostly, we have tried to lay the foundation for the girls to have a sense of self-worth that goes way beyond anything that's not real or achievable."


    Whoa baby, Faith.

    Doublespeak much?


    I mean, I guess you must be bored, with no records coming out and all, but that's an easy fix - you have a studio at home, right? (Don't cheat. One of my friends used to sing for you, so I know.)

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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    Thanks for this! The original 2007 post was the one that brought me into Jezebel, all those moons ago.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    04/23/09

    @Tara Incognita: Me too! How the times change...or not.
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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    04/24/09

    @Tara Incognita: Me too! It's like a throwback to the days of yore when I was too scared to comment because all y'all were intimidating and funny. And then one day I woke up and realized SOMEONE has to be the mediocre that makes everyone else look ultra funny in comparison ... and that someone could be me! Ahhh the good old days.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/24/09

    @Tara Incognita: *raises hand* I came for the same reason. And I used to damn near pee in my pants from laughing about all the funny Jezzie's.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    04/23/09

    In reply to Faith Hill's New Redbook Cover: Photoshopped Again!
    I don't even know what's going on here. How is that Faith Hill?


    Meanwhile, the cover of these magazines will tell Faith's girls that wearing wall spackle for make up will make Mommy look unrecognizable to the nice lady who gets them ready for school.


    WHAT?

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