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Drawing Dicks On A Dude Is All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Stabbed

Jessica — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:00:00 EST

It's a scientific fact that fucking with drunk dudes is hilarious, but apparently Scott Masse does not accept the laws of the universe. Mr. Masse became so incensed when he thought his friends drew a penis on his face, he pulled a knife on them. According to the police report, which the Smoking Gun has delightfully posted, Scott awoke at 1 a.m. to find that "someone had drawn a picture of a male genitalia on his face with black marker while he was asleep." Masse threatened to stab someone unless the penis artist admitted to the crime. Unfortunately, Scott scrubbed the ween off his face before the police took his picture, so there's no forensic evidence of the crime. But! We do have a photo a drunk dude we were sent after our original drunk dudes collection was posted. After the jump, this dude puts the drunk in Drunktoberfest.

Dickface Busted [The Smoking Gun]

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Jessica — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:00:00 EST

Last month, Britain's Daily Mail tabloid posted lots of pics of wasted wenches on their website yanked from a little Facebook group called "Thirty Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night." The Mail recoiled in faux horror at the "shameful drunken antics" of these girls, but still managed to post at least three upskirt shots. In response, we beseeched our gentle readership to send us pictures of drunken dudes to even the score. Well, now that the "30 Reasons" uproar has reached this side of the pond, we've decided to post your submissions in all their pukey, passed-out glory. Faces have been obscured by trusty Intern Cheryl to protect the identities of the revelers. Start checking out our gallery of guzzlers below, or click here for the entire ouevre.

Young Women Drink, Party, Post [CNN]
The Ladettes Who Glorify Their Shameful Drunken Antics On Facebook [Daily Mail]

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30 Reasons Girls Should Send Us Pictures of Their Drunken Dude Friends

Jessica — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:30:00 EST

Yesterday the London Daily Mail published a story about a Facebook group called 30 "Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night" in which ladettes "glorify their shameful drunken antics" by posting pictures of themselves in various states of inebriation and undress. Of course, these antics weren't shameful enough for the Daily Mail to refrain from reproducing the Facebook group's photos on their website. Since the article came out, there has been a lot of public hand wringing about these lusty shitfaced ladies (including a segment on this morning's Mike & Juliet Show) — though the common Jezebel response to the photos was, "they look like fun." Just so the inebriated ladies aren't the only ones getting publicly shamed, we invite you to send us pictures of the drunkest dudes you know. Thanks to interns Cheryl and Maria for helping us find our first two submissions (pictured here and after the jump).

We promise to collect the best of the photos and put them into a gallery for your perusal/enjoyment. Send those submisshes along to tips@jezebel.com

The Ladettes Who Glorify Their Shameful Drunken Antics on Facebook [Daily Mail]