Fear of Aging Trumps Fear of Fat Asses in 2012 Plastic Surgery Report

Much like Nicki Minaj on Idol, plastic surgery fads are fickle and ever-changing. The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS, not to be confused with B*A*P*S) released data on cosmetic surgery in the UK in 2012. The report stated that while the number of procedures was "stable", the actual… » 1/27/13 9:15pm 1/27/13 9:15pm

'Facelift Bungee' Takes Facelifts to Extremes But Fails to Help Us…

Youth! That cruel and elusive mistress who, no matter how hard we chase her, will always outrun us. We can pump ourselves full of injectables and have doctors pull our skin so tight that hippies will use our faces at drum circles, yet still, STILL, our bones are slowly crumbling to dust as we march along the steady… » 7/23/12 1:35pm 7/23/12 1:35pm

Plastic Surgery Less Popular Than 10 Years Ago

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, while breast enhancement surgeries have increased by 40% in the past 10 years, other cosmetic procedures like nose jobs, face lifts, and liposuction are on the decline. It seems as though—breast implants aside—people are less willing to undergo other invasive… » 3/28/11 3:37pm 3/28/11 3:37pm

Bromantic Elderly Otter Couple Dies Together • Mississippi To Vote On…

Two male otters who spent the last 15 years together, living as best pals in a New Zealand zoo, died recently. Both Daz and Chip suffered from heart attacks, which occurred within several hours of the other. » 4/01/10 5:20pm 4/01/10 5:20pm

Aging Gracefully

A study of 100 British women aged 35-69 reports that they worried about their physical appearance an average of 36 times a day. Results of the experiment will be shown tonight as part of a television special on aging. [Telegraph] » 11/23/09 9:20am 11/23/09 9:20am

Facelifts

Many of you have noticed that the site looks different today. What's been added: The return of the "skyline" up at the top, a series of thumbnail images and accompanying headlines that call out Jezebel's "top" posts of the previous 24-48 hours. We are working out some bugs, however, so if you're having any viewing… » 3/10/08 12:45pm 3/10/08 12:45pm