Lady Gaga's Shiseido Ads Will Be Comprised of 50 Selfies

Japanese cosmetics brand Shiseido has enlisted Lady Gaga for its 2015 New Year's Ad Campaign, and it's taking an unorthodox approach. WWD reports that on January 1, newspapers across Japan will run ads featuring 46 different shots of her face, with four more to follow on January 5—and all of the images will be… » 12/29/14 3:00pm 12/29/14 3:00pm

Face: Women With Kids More Productive Than Literally Everyone

In news you have always intuitively understood to be indisputable but knew was routinely dismissed, ignored, or downplayed because of raging sexism, it turns out that women who have kids — at least two — are more productive than literally everyone who has ever existed. In other news: FACE. » 11/09/14 2:00pm 11/09/14 2:00pm

Neutrogena to Men: Don't Use the Same Soap on Your Face and Sex Bits

Neutrogena Canada has released a new ad campaign that encourages men to use Neutrogena Men® Invigorating Face Wash because washing your face with the same soap you use to wash your "junk" will lead to "junkface." » 7/09/14 2:40pm 7/09/14 2:40pm

A Handy Tool to Get the Gunk Out of Your Pores

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation… » 6/15/12 4:30pm 6/15/12 4:30pm

Want to Obsess About Your Skin? There’s an App for That

As anyone who's spent any time peering into the mirror inspecting every inch of their face can tell you, it's easy to obsess for hours about the size of your pores, every tiny pock or mark, and, of course, wrinkles. Well, naturally there's now an iPhone app to assist you with the poring over of your pores. It's called… » 6/05/12 9:00pm 6/05/12 9:00pm

Prepare to Be Amused By a Bunch of Babies Tasting Lemons for the First…

In theory, watching babies take their first bite of lemon doesn't sound that exciting, but in practice it's actually kind of amazing. Their sour faces of surprise are priceless—it's kind of like watching someone realize that life is going to be bitterly unpleasant from now on. But don't worry, soon enough they'll… » 6/04/12 9:45pm 6/04/12 9:45pm

Men Make You Hot in the Face

Well, ladies, here we were all thinking we had control over our bodies and could resist the inherent charms that all men possess. Wrong! When they come in the room our faces practically melt off of our bodies with excitement. Or is it stress? Who knows, but a new study found that for whatever reason when a man touches… » 5/30/12 10:00am 5/30/12 10:00am

Bottles, Pacifiers, and Batteries Are All Out to Destroy Your Baby

Given how many times your average toddler falls down during the day, pretty much any object poses some threat to them, but two new studies published in Pediatrics have found that there are a few culprits around the house that are responsible for a huge number of injuries: bottles, pacifiers, and sippy cups posed the… » 5/14/12 11:10am 5/14/12 11:10am

Hillary Clinton Boldly Goes Before the Cameras With No Makeup On

Hillary Clinton has been especially busy this week, traveling to China and India and accomplishing all sorts of important tasks. While the media has been dutifully covering all of her travels, she's also gotten a bit of attention for something that has nothing to do with her actual job: Hillary had the nerve to show… » 5/08/12 9:00pm 5/08/12 9:00pm

Chin Implants Skyrocket After People Realize They Look Terrible in…

When we think of plastic surgery, we tend to think first of nose jobs, but it turns out the biggest new trend in modifying one's face is getting chin implants. The American Society of Plastic Surgeons just released new statistics that show that chimplants, as they're charmingly known, are the fastest growing procedure… » 4/16/12 11:20am 4/16/12 11:20am

What Can an Older Version of Yourself Teach You? Wear Sunscreen and…

For most young-ish people, it's easy to be cavalier about things like saving for your eventual retirement. But what if you were forced to confront an older version of yourself in the mirror? Besides freaking out about how wrinkly and sun-spotty you've gotten, would it make you think twice about setting some money… » 4/12/12 4:30pm 4/12/12 4:30pm

Camilla Parker Bowles: Unassuming Duchess or Leader of a Crazed British…

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 15: Six children from St Peter's Primary School in Eaton Square, London, visit Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (C) on March 15 in London, England. (L-R) Amie Sott, Charlie Aslet, Sienna Pascal, Natalie Stott, Conrad Brant and Charlie Duncan talked with the Duchess about their Big Jubilee Lunch… » 3/15/12 10:30pm 3/15/12 10:30pm

See Britney Spears Grow Up Before Your Very Eyes


Let her fixed, perfectly white smile be your guide, as you watch Britney morph from baby to adult. It's like being on an emotional and slightly creepy rollercoaster—especially during the dark period that starts around the :40 mark—but it's a ride worth taking. » 3/05/12 11:15pm 3/05/12 11:15pm

Do You Have One of Those Fancy Toothbrushes That Mangles Your Face?

How has your day been so far? Did you make it through brushing your teeth this morning without disfiguring yourself? Then you're better off than some unlucky owners of the Spinbrush toothbrush, which the FDA has just issued a warning about. Apparently, they've been chipping people's teeth, cutting up gums, and doing… » 2/17/12 9:30am 2/17/12 9:30am

ABC Casting For "Stem-Cell Face Lift" Show

Are you middle-aged, cash-poor, and hate your face? Then you're perfect for some TV show for which ABC is casting right now about "stem-cell face lifts." The network is seeking guinea pigs to undergo an on-air procedure that involves having stem cells taken from one area of the body—via liposuction from a fatty site… » 3/14/11 2:37pm 3/14/11 2:37pm