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BlondeGoddess
04/13/09

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So Sienna Miller has some hairs on her upper lip? This actually makes me like her.

I once sat next to Beyonce and Jennifer Connolly (not at the same time) and they both have moustaches. Real womenz FTW!
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PrincessOfPower
04/13/09

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Michael J. Fox's kids should see Back to the Future all the way through because it's an AWESOME movie, not because their dad's in it!!
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MerryLilly
04/13/09

@PrincessOfPower: Word. Back to the Future is all kinds of awesome.
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tscheese
04/13/09

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Add me to the list of those who don't have a problem with Rachel McAdams' statement. I thought it was kind of ballsy, actually.

If you choose not to eat meat, that's fine for you. Lots and lots of people can stay very healthy and happy while doing so. Some people, however, for their own sense of well-being, or for medical reasons, or for any combination, go back to eating meat after trying vegetarianism.

She didn't say that ALL vegetarians should drop what they're doing and eat meat. She said that SHE went back to eating meat because it made her feel better. Not everyone can do vegetarianism, and I don't think she said anything particularly offensive.
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Mafalda para Presidente
04/13/09

@tscheese: THANK YOU. There was a discussion on the first page about how she was just lazy and didn't try hard enough. It is so annoying. I can see why vegetarians sometimes get a bad rep, it's because of people who make blanket statements like that and think their food choices make them morally superior to others.
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tscheese
04/13/09

@Mafalda para Presidente: For reals.

I eat mostly lacto/ovo. I do eat meat maybe 2-3 times a week, but eggs and cheese and tofu are generally a bit less expensive. Eggs cook fast, and cheese and tofu don't really require the same laborious "heating to a safe internal temperature" thing.

I eat meat a few times a week because I really, really miss it if I don't. I've gone without for months and I simply wasn't happy. I don't know if I was missing the vitamins and minerals from it, or if I just enjoy the taste, but I enjoy food more and feel better in general if I can have a little bit of meat.

I have friends who are vegans/vegetarians and they feel simply splendid. They're in great health, they eat very healthfully and knowledgeably, they have loads of energy and get a lot of delicious foods to choose from. And most vegans/vegetarians I know aren't pushy at all--they've made a choice, it works for them, they don't mind other people choosing differently. Personally really enjoy the food I prepare on a lacto/ovo diet, but I can't do it 24/7/365.

Does this mean I didn't "try" hard enough? Maybe, but should someone get to judge me because I made a change in something that is extremely personal? Hell no. It's a diet. It isn't like she said, "Hey, I tried being an upstanding citizen and it didn't work for me, so now I'm trying a life of crime and I feel much better." THAT'S the sort of thing you can pass a moral judgment on. The lady decided to go back to eating steak? Hardly the worst thing in the world.
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tscheese
04/13/09

@tscheese: And now I want a giant fucking steak. Thanks a lot, tscheese, you and your venomous food-talk. You jerk.
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HuckleberryFriend
04/13/09

@tscheese: Being a vegetarian surrounded by meat-eaters, I personally feel impressed that she even tried vegetarianism. That's more than most people can say.
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lalaland13
04/13/09

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Nadya Suleman doesn't want "handouts?" Hahahahaha. Oh thanks I needed a laugh this morning.

She's a fame-whore who will whore out her children because she thinks the cameras will give her the love she feels she's missing or...god I don't even know. I just want her to go the eff away.

You too, Chris Brown. And you, Madonna-I know you can't accept defeat, but maybe you should start thinking about if a long and protracted court battle is good for this child you claim to want to help.
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quatrevingtquatre
04/13/09

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Ugh, I have always loved Will Smith, but everytime I hear about his involvement with Scientology, it makes me feel squicky inside. WHY, Fresh Prince, WHY?!
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MerryLilly
04/13/09

@thatonegirlsays: I feel the same way. I guess it's just one of those things not meant to be understood.
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BlondeGoddess
04/13/09

@thatonegirlsays: I'm sort of shocked - hasn't he denied so far that he's with the S sect? And now he has started an actual SCHOOL? Awful.
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Hooplehead
04/13/09

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The Chris Brown piece made me stabby, but the piece about public and aggressive sex with Statham calmed me right down. Nicely played, Dodai.
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dreamweave
04/13/09

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Fingers crossed that "someone" in the Kardishan family is going to appear with like, a new third arm or an ear on their forehead.
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Mav
04/13/09

@dreamweave: That would make me watch their show!
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Yaffle
04/13/09

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Billy Joel in a bunny suit. The stuff of nightmares.
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ritualtheory
04/13/09

@Yaffle: I knew that rabbit from "Donnie Darko" looked familiar.
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Rare Affinity
04/13/09

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Get Leona Lewis's cousins cameos in the Russell Crowe Robin Hood!
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morninggloria
04/13/09

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Between Lindsay and her "neuron stimulating" device and Tom Cruise and his sending a three year old to five day a week school and Chris Brown's and his pathological liar publicity team, I'm now convinced that Hollywood is a bastion of the batshit bananas.
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Rare Affinity
04/13/09

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Lynda la Plante created and wrote the original Prime Suspect series with Helen Mirren (which Marianne Faithful was referring to). I am surprised Lynda la Plante would want to write a series where a woman was beaten and degraded UNLESS said woman was able to wreak revenge on her assailants. Lynda la Plante, having handed over creative control of the Prime Suspects series, was said to be furious that Helen Mirren's character was depicted by a male screenwriter as being an out and out alcoholic in the final series.

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NellMood
04/13/09

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Aren't carbs a pretty necessary part of nutrition? I don't see how denying a three year old something like this is wise.
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IHazKittehz
04/13/09

@NellMood: I'm really trying to see the bright side on this one, and just hoping that they mean refined carbs and sugars, and excess sodium. In general we in the US do tend to overdo it on those things.

But yes - carbs, sugar and sodium are all essential to the diet.
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LibidinousSlut
04/13/09

@IHazKittehz: I can't believe I'm chiming in for Scientology, shoot me. But as long as they give the kids the occasional apple they'll be fine. And again, if by low carb they mean veggies and legumes, they'll be fine. And very few people (outside of hot climates) need added sodium in the diet - food has enough without us adding more.
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NellMood
04/13/09

@LibidinousSlut: Sure- I mean, I don't think a three year old needs to be eating white bread and cookies, but kids should be encouraged to eat fruit and whole grains. I'm hoping this just means refined carbs.
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HoooooooT
04/13/09

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Does the Ray Liotta profile start with "as long as he can remember he's always wanted to bs a gangster?" If not, I questions it's legitimacy.
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BabyJane
04/13/09

@HoooooooT: It ends with him ordering spaghetti with marinara sauce and getting noodles with ketchup instead.
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RainyKate
04/13/09

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Neuro-Bliss = Teamocil?
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maneki neko
04/13/09

@RainyKate: There's no 'i' in Teamocil.
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SunburnedCounsel
04/13/09

@maneki neko: at least not where you'd think.
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Rare Affinity
04/13/09

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Who does Sienna Miller think she is? Selma Hayek channelling Frida Kahlo?
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