Furiously Masturbating Man Attempts Daring Escape Mid-Flight

A Virgin Airlines flight was diverted earlier this week when a passenger, intent on joining the mile-high club, began masturbating furiously while in the air. When apprehended, he attempted — and failed — to make the most daring plane escape in history. Police are calling it a medical emergency. » 9/24/14 5:00pm 9/24/14 5:00pm

Air Traffic Controller Proposes to Girlfriend in Mid-Flight

An air traffic controller working at Vancouver's international airport proposed to his girlfriend while she was on an arriving flight. » 8/21/14 10:30pm 8/21/14 10:30pm

Woman Kicked Off US Airways Flight After Obscenity-Laden Outburst

A woman was kicked off of a US Airways for screaming obscenities at the crew during boarding of a flight to Portugal. » 8/04/14 9:30pm 8/04/14 9:30pm

Nigella Lawson Reportedly Not Allowed in the U.S. Because of Drug Use

In new reports that may or may not be true, the Daily Mail says that Nigella Lawson attempted to go on vacation Sunday but was barred at the airport because of her recently admitted past drug use. Hmmm. » 4/03/14 10:40am 4/03/14 10:40am

Sandy Dahl, Widow of 9/11 Pilot, Dies at 52

Sandy Dahl, whose husband Captain Jason Dahl died on 9/11 while piloting United Flight 93, was found dead in her Colorado home on Saturday. Jefferson County Deputy Coroner Carl Blesch has said that there were no indications of foul play and that Dahl died in her sleep of "natural causes" at age 52. » 5/27/12 3:30pm 5/27/12 3:30pm

Detective Hillary Clinton Now Trying to Solve Amelia Earhart Mystery

Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State, former Presidential candidate, policy pioneer, passionate women's rights activist, and a real, live Leslie Knope for the world outside of Pawnee, IN, has decided to add another hat to the 50 or so she's already wearing: historical investigator. Thanks to new clues in the search for… » 3/20/12 4:30pm 3/20/12 4:30pm

FAA Untitillated By Sex While Skydiving

Officials at the FAA are peeved at an airline pilot who allowed two skydivers to have sex on his plane, jump from the plane while outfitted in skydiving equipment, and then continue the act in midair while filming the whole thing. Not only is there no word yet for what this is (let's just call it skyfucking or… » 10/14/11 3:45pm 10/14/11 3:45pm

RIP Betty Skelton, Badass

You may not have heard of the late aviatix and all around daredevil Betty Skelton, but after reading this article about her life, you might kind of want to be her. » 9/11/11 1:20pm 9/11/11 1:20pm

International Flight Cancelled Due To Mouse Sighting

A flight from Katmandu to Bangkok was cancelled when a mouse scurried out of the plane's pantry. Luckily, this happened while the plane was still on the ground, so the rodent did not cause havoc in the air. However, the plane will not be able to take off again until the mouse is found. » 9/05/11 6:00pm 9/05/11 6:00pm