Jezebel: eyes

ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen

Tracie — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:00:00 EDT

On last night's episode, Tyra was more cartoonish than ever when she dressed up in a superhero costume (with a silver lamé cape) as Super Smize, to teach the girls the art of smiling with their eyes.

Do you want a tutorial?

How creepy are the creepy twins?

When they show up, if feels like something bad is going to happen.

Like Oompa Loompas.

And they're always together.

It's like they're conjoined. They're like the short, albino version of Lori and Dori/Reba/George.

"My main focus this week is my left eye."

"Yeah, I have this issue with my eye, but I feel really, really good."

And how about when Jay compared Bianca to a tranny, literally?

The View Down Under

Intern Katy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:40:00 EDT

Forget vagina dentata, vagina vision is apparently the newest trend in weird lady-parts imagery. This ad for cancer screening reveals what your cervix sees when you're in the stirrups, and weirdly brings to mind my least favorite labia-slang. [AdFreak]

Eyes Have It

Sadie — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:30:00 EST

Get out the belladonna, fellas; apparently women are attracted to men with large pupils. [Daily Mail]

The Eyes Have It

Sadie — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:40:00 EDT

If eyes are the window to the soul, apparently in a recession we like 'em blinded, shaded, curtained and bedecked - and as expensively as possible. While lipstick, once a Necessity, is on the wane, the market for eye accessorizing is booming. Think pricey lash extensions, elaborate eye makeup, vibrating mascaras, "eyelash conditioner," fur falsies, and permanent makeup. And that's to say nothing of the brow industry! It seems like if there's a risk of blindness, we'll buy it! Can belladonna be far behind? The Observer suggests the "doe-in-the-headlights" look is probably appropriate to the current mentality; we're thinking everyone's probably trying to compensate for sleepless nights. [Observer]

Tears For Fears

Maria — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:45:00 EDT

Just when you thought things could not get anymore ridiculous in the world, someone comes along and invents this: Eric Klarenbeek, a Dutch designer and artist, has created "eye jewelry," an accessory that literally hangs from your eyeball. The jewelry is meant to make the wearer look like she is crying via crystal tears hanging from medical wire attached to a contact lens. The other aspect that might bring one to tears? A lens and accessory set costs about $353. Ouch. [Times of London]

Rihanna & Her Impeccable Eye Makeup Exit Car

Dodai — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:15:00 EST

[New York, February 5. Image via Splash.]