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    ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen

    The View Down Under

    Eyes Have It

    The Eyes Have It

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Those photos all turned out awful. Loved the concept but it was SO poorly executed. Maybe it was the overcast sky in the background and the overdone makeup. Just something didn't work.
     Reply
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Smize is the new fetch.
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    Cunning_Linguist was starred Cunning_Linguist was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    I love when that photographer man runs off saying "I've never seen such power in my life!!" That cracked me up more than I can understand.

    Tyra's gone kookoopants though, yeah.
     Reply
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Am I the only one who thought the thumbnail version of #5 was the Jays?
     Reply
    prettycool promoted this comment FattyCatty was starred FattyCatty was unstarred
    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    I want a Fortress of Fiereceness.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
    Image of jollydolly jollydolly
    09/17/09

    @pepe-silvia: I think you have one...and boys have something different.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment jollydolly was starred jollydolly was unstarred
    Image of Haystacks Haystacks
    09/17/09

    @jollydolly: Boys have a Rocket of Relentlessness.
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    Uncommon Whore promoted this comment Haystacks was starred Haystacks was unstarred
    Image of BondGirl BondGirl
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    also ... whats with the topless photos? I thought that was odd. The girls that had long wigs on were ok but what about the girls with the braids. I thought that was not ok for regular tv. I mean 98% of these girls leave the show and are never heard from again ... its not like they need to be prepared for this when they do a layout for Italian Vogue. It reminded me of Girls Gone Wild.
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    Uncommon Whore promoted this comment BondGirl was starred BondGirl was unstarred
    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    09/17/09

    @BondGirl: Have you never seen this show before? They do some nude or topless thing every season. It was so NOT girls gone wild-esque, what with the blurring and the sobriety and all.
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    Uncommon Whore was starred Uncommon Whore was unstarred
    Image of BondGirl BondGirl
    09/17/09

    @Uncommon Whore: um yeah ... I've seen the show before. They never had to blur out the pictures that were picked for the judging table. I work in fashion .... a lot of models NEVER have to be photographed topless in their entire career.
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    BondGirl was starred BondGirl was unstarred
    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    09/17/09

    @BondGirl: Oh, I know nothing of the fashion world and don't doubt you for a moment. Regardless, it's an inherent part of this show by now and I really don't see the comparison between some blurred nips and dramatic hats and a bunch of drunk naked teenagers in a hotel room in Vegas.
     Reply
    Uncommon Whore was starred Uncommon Whore was unstarred
    Image of lola_in_the_dark lola_in_the_dark
    09/17/09

    @BondGirl: It started in the first season but at least in that season it was the second last photo shoot. Now they tend to do it earlier on, I think just to see how the girls will react.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment lola_in_the_dark was starred lola_in_the_dark was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/17/09

    @lola_in_the_dark: I'm pretty sure there was one season in which they had the nude shoot first, like maybe even before they even chose the final 14.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of BondGirl BondGirl
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    who was sent home last night? I missed the last 4 mins
     Reply
    Uncommon Whore promoted this comment BondGirl was starred BondGirl was unstarred
    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    09/17/09

    @BondGirl: Courtney, aka the broken legged cheerleader girl.
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    Uncommon Whore was starred Uncommon Whore was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Bless her heart. She done lost her natural mind.
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    MizJenkins was starred MizJenkins was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    That was painful to watch.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of kookoocachaw kookoocachaw
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    I can't believe that it was someone's job to bedazzle that awful cape (no capes!) with the word "smize" on it.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment kookoocachaw was starred kookoocachaw was unstarred
    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Shouldn't it be the creepy triplets? I swear there is a third one in there because during the PHO-TOH shoot I kept saying to the SpaceHusband, "Didn't she just go? Why does she get two turns?"
     Reply
    Spaceman Bill Leah was starred Spaceman Bill Leah was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/17/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Weren't they wearing wigs to match the horse's mane?
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    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    That part went on WAY too long. I was really stoned and at some point midway through I asked my friends, "is this for real? Is she really doing this?" It was so outlandish and the girls weren't even laughing! They seriously looked so awkward.

    Okay, and how about the girl who was sent home because she didn't sing and dance ON COMMAND? I so related to her freezing up in that moment and then BOOM, kicked off instantly. That was awful.

    Seriously now - if I can't watch ANTM stoned, should I even watch it anymore?
     Reply
    Uncommon Whore was starred Uncommon Whore was unstarred
    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/17/09

    @Uncommon Whore: "Is this real life?Is this gonna be forever?"
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    thecameralovesyou was starred thecameralovesyou was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen

    THIS is what the creepy twins remind me of.
     Reply
    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/17/09


    @CurtCole: Or Johnny and Edgar Winters.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/17/09


    @BabyJane: Or snow queens.
     Reply
    CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    09/17/09


    @CurtCole: Don't forget these two!
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    LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was starred LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/17/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Oooh, that's a good one!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of funzette funzette
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    I can't wait for the 2040 live action version of Whatever Happened to Baby Tyra, starring Tyra and Miss J.

    Miss J: You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair.
    Tyra: But you *are*, Miss J! You *are* in that chair!
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/17/09

    In reply to ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
    Tracie, SMIZE has happened. HAP-pened! Tyra is the greatest comic genius since farts were invented.

    Love, BrutallyHonestSMIZE
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Dodai Dodai
    09/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): KEEP YOUR SMIZE ON THE PRIZE!
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    Dodai was starred Dodai was unstarred
    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    09/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We could be really, really trendy and go with SMIZISTA!
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    feather_spin was starred feather_spin was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): We can be the Smize Girls! I want to be BabySmize.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/17/09

    @Dodai: I have shame that I did not come up with that.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Bunnya69 Bunnya69
    09/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): For Your Smize Only....
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Bunnya69 was starred Bunnya69 was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/17/09

    @Bunnya69: When Irish Smize Are Smizing.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    09/17/09

    @BabyJane: When I see you Smiiiiiize... I can face the world!
     Reply
    LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was starred LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues was unstarred
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