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    Not A Patch
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    I am currently rocking an eyepatch thanks to a double vision issue and some other eye issues. I think it makes people leave me the fuck alone when I go walking downtown. It's awesome.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Steve "Patch" Johnson, from Days Of Our Lives.

    Photobucket
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/06/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Ha! Awesome.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/06/09

    @hatepaperdoll: I remember her from something, but I never watched Days, damn it!
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    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: @KrisP: I miss 80's soaps, back before the cheesiness got all self-aware.


    @stacyinbean: I'll bet you remember her from her role as Cindy Dirks in a very moving 1985 episode of Remington Steele.

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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Col. Tigh FTW!
    Nerd Core, also FTW!
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    EYE PATCHES!


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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one too.
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    Image of Lauren Milner Lauren Milner
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    i'm so getting a custom eye patch for the love of my life- imeanmybestfriend....he has to wear one when he drives b/c his vision got messed up
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    01/06/09

    @Lauren Milner: How does that work re: depth perception?
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Hispanic Jezebels, remember "Cuna de lobos"???

    Catalina Creel always had an eye patch made with the same fabric as her suits.


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    Dang, I MUST get that DVD....

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/06/09

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    I was reading that pirates didn't actually wear eye patches because they were blind in one eye--it was because when they were pillaging, they needed to be prepared to leap from bright, sunlit conditions down into the dark cargo holds of ships. So with the patch, they'd have one eye that was already adjusted to nearly complete darkness. Once they went from eye-searing brightness to the dimly lit cargo holds of ships, they could just flip the patch up and continue swashbuckling undeterred, while their hapless victims had to struggle to get used to the different light conditions.


    But it was on the internet. So it might not be true.

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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/06/09

    @tscheese: EVERYTHING on the internet is true. Remember that $250 cookie recipe?
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    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Shit! What happened to the image?


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    01/06/09

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    Malatov Cocktease, from Venture Bros.

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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    01/06/09

    @Sour Patch Bitch (r.n. spy returns in the spring):
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    Image of robot ninja spy robot ninja spy
    01/06/09

    @ucelluccia: Thanks. F*ck, I know I learned how to embed; I've been doing it other places, but I keep messing them up here.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    I love eye patches so much, I wear one on each eye.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    Also, I am still angry about Tom Cruise and Valkyrie. Irrationally so. I think the man is an idiot with no acting ability who should not have dared touch German history with Hollywood machinations.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/06/09

    @musicpup is worth twenty camels: Harrrrrrrrrrrtily agreed!
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: har dee har har :)
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: You win.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    My favourite kind of eye patch - puppeh pirate!
    dog
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: hahahahahaha, oh my gosh, I'm laughing with tears.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/06/09

    @cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: Awwwww! And he looks like Sir Didymus!
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    01/06/09

    In reply to Not A Patch
    I have a suede eyepatch with a parakeet bedazzled on it. It makes me look both fragile and interesting at the same time. In order to confuse people, I wear it on my left eye on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday, and on my right eye on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday. Sunday, of course, is cleaning day and it is not worn.
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