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It Puts the ??? On Its Skin: Breaking Through My Breakouts

During what can only be described as a hellaciously stressful past six months, my skin rebelled: the flawless visage I had at 16 became overrun by blemishes — a mutant strain that continued to multiply no matter what over-the-counter washes and drying treatments I used. Coupled with extreme sensitivity, the war I was… » 4/09/15 7:50pm 4/09/15 7:50pm

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment

As someone who likes to bake and doesn't own a car, I have schlepped a lot of cakes on a lot of trains. I've maneuvered pies over subway turnstiles and Tupperwares between strangers' elbows. What was unusual about this one lemon cake was that I wasn't carrying it—and that's where this experiment was born. » 1/06/15 12:15pm 1/06/15 12:15pm

Can You Draw an Anatomically Correct Penis? An Experiment

In a recent online experiment, a woman asked a group of men to draw medically accurate vaginas to make a point: If men don't even know basic facts about female anatomy, how can they legislate it? They failed miserably. But how might women do at sketching medically accurate peen? We decided to conduct our own… » 1/01/15 4:15pm 1/01/15 4:15pm

This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina

Eight intrepid women once gathered together for a slumber party during which they gabbed about their moon signs, ate chocolate, and shoved a ton of hallucinogenic drugs up their vaginas. They summarized their experiences in a report called "Cunt Odyssey: Search for Vaginal Datapoints." Read on if you've ever wondered… » 4/23/13 2:30pm 4/23/13 2:30pm

Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse

Before anyone says anything about how a few days of drinking grass in a bottle is not a healthy or effective way to lose weight, I just want to lose 3 poundsssszzzss! Just kidding. No, my five days of mainlining liquid vegetables is actually a serious effort to unhitch my apple wagon from the (death) star that is… » 1/15/13 1:30pm 1/15/13 1:30pm

Celebrate Independence Day With This Dizzying Video of Fireworks Exploding From an Aerial View

Do you ever feel like a paper bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? 6 feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing? Do you know that there's still a chance for you?… » 7/03/12 5:00pm 7/03/12 5:00pm