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This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina

Eight intrepid women once gathered together for a slumber party during which they gabbed about their moon signs, ate chocolate, and shoved a ton of hallucinogenic drugs up their vaginas. They summarized their experiences in a report called "Cunt Odyssey: Search for Vaginal Datapoints." Read on if you've ever wondered… » 4/23/13 2:30pm 4/23/13 2:30pm

Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse

Before anyone says anything about how a few days of drinking grass in a bottle is not a healthy or effective way to lose weight, I just want to lose 3 poundsssszzzss! Just kidding. No, my five days of mainlining liquid vegetables is actually a serious effort to unhitch my apple wagon from the (death) star that is… » 1/15/13 1:30pm 1/15/13 1:30pm

Celebrate Independence Day With This Dizzying Video of Fireworks…

Do you ever feel like a paper bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like a house of cards, one blow from caving in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? 6 feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing? Do you know that there's still a chance for you?… » 7/03/12 5:00pm 7/03/12 5:00pm