Funeral Strippers Are an Actual Thing in China

When we get caught up in the humdrum repetition of our day-to-days, it can be easy to forget how different the lives—or deaths—of people in other parts of the world are. In China, funerals appear to be far more interesting than the ones people attend in the U.S. because they have strippers. These exotic dancers—some… » 4/23/15 11:15pm Thursday 11:15pm

Alabama Republican Senator Claims He Is Being Stalked by Strippers

Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill is a conservative Christian who one time likened abortion to "destroying an eagle egg" while reintroducing a bill that would ban abortion at all stages. Since then, apparently, he has been stalked by exotic dancers. Is that a fitting punishment? I'm not sure. » 6/05/13 5:15pm 6/05/13 5:15pm

This Stripper Definitely Had a Worse Valentine's Day Than You

Feel better about your lack of Valentines and/or worse about humanity after reading this story from Allison, an exotic dancer who told us about a creepy customer who thought that because it was Valentine's Day — well, really, because Allison's a stripper — he had the right to repeatedly disrupt her workday. You see,… » 2/15/13 5:40pm 2/15/13 5:40pm

Southern Belles Love Male Stripper Balls

Have you seen Magic Mike, the movie about Channing Tatum's ass and feelings? How about Ted, that movie about Mark Wahlberg and the talking bear that makes plushies and furries really excited? Your answer may indicate not just your gender, but where you're from. One movie did well on the blue pinot noir drinking cheese… » 7/06/12 4:20pm 7/06/12 4:20pm

Florida Strip Clubs Ready Themselves for GOP Convention Crowd and Most…

This year's Republican National Committee Convention will be held in Tampa, Florida in August. And in case you didn't already fill in your Depressing Shit Bingo card: strip clubs — America's wang's undercarriage — are anticipating an influx of convention-related business, and are offering potential customers the… » 6/05/12 6:45pm 6/05/12 6:45pm