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    A Happy Death

    Commenter Executions: The Guillotine Has Fallen
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Socrates: "I drank what?"
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Was anyone else disappointed that we did not get to see pictures of actual grinning corpses? Way to let me down, LiveScience!
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of Sadie Sadie
    06/04/09

    @wtfox?!: Yes, very.
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    Sadie was starred Sadie was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Well, it makes sense right? If they have a paralysis effect, less flopping around when you try to ritually kill someone.
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    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was starred battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was unstarred
    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Is this botox-like, or is anyone else thinking it's kind of Joker-like?
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    AuntieBee was starred AuntieBee was unstarred
    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    @eve804: Yes! I just spent 10 minutes image searching to determine if the 'weeds' growing all along our back fence were the Smiley Death Flower or what I had always thought of as Queen Anne's Lace. Alas, no homemade Grin Poison for me. :(
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    squirrelcop was starred squirrelcop was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    I had planned on leaving a happy corpse because of a long life full of air conditioning, fucking, and booze, but y'know, whatever floats your boat to the Grey Havens.
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    tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    Star Trek NextGen, anyone? The episode where Troy's mother falls in love with that David Ogden Stiers character? And he goes back to his planet to commit ritual suicide because he's reached the age at which that's what his people do?


    Anyone?

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    ellaesther was starred ellaesther was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    I never knew this is where the word sardonic came from. That's so fascinating/eerie.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/04/09

    @NellMood: It also pops up here:

    [en.wikipedia.org]


    And in a short story I read ages ago, entitled Sardonicus, one of the characters has Risus Sardonicus (and calls himself Sardonicus. Way to not draw attention to it, pal!)

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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    It will be available over the counter at Nordstroms in 6...5...4...3...
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of Abra Abra
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    I'm so put off by this, and yet disappointed that I couldn't find a photo of a real "grinning corpse."


    Way to let me down/know what's best for me, Google.

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    Abra was starred Abra was unstarred
    Image of the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
    06/04/09

    @Abra: I know...that was the first thing I tried to do after reading this article. boo.
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    the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was starred the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    oh, as long as it was ritualistic then...
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    06/04/09

    In reply to A Happy Death
    I suddenly want to watch "Logan's Run."
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/04/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: I have no idea why, but I bloody love that movie.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    06/04/09

    @AtomiClash: me, too! I just ♡'ed you.
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    Image of taranwanderer taranwanderer
    06/04/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Hearted for that. Now I do, too. :)


    *Runs off to Netflix it*

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    taranwanderer was starred taranwanderer was unstarred
    Image of Pennyfeather Pennyfeather
    06/04/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Hearted! My great-uncle wrote that book. It's my family claim to obscure fame. :)
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    Pennyfeather was starred Pennyfeather was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    06/04/09

    @Pennyfeather: That is very cool!
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
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