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Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
Pooping: The New Hot Shit
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03/10/09
I constantly dream about armageddon, as well.
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*I've never killed anyone, just so you all know*
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1. My filling pops out (which means something ending or something?)
2. My crush and I were flirting and were just about to kiss when I woke up (which means I'm not sure how he feels about me) and I spilled something in front of him (which apparently shows my social awkwardness).
3. I killed a dude and then denied it but then admitted it because he did something really horrible and totally deserved it. (I forget what that one means.)
I NEVER remember dreams, so this is actually kinda neat.
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1) - I often think I'm having recurring dreams, but never know if it's programmed into the dream for me to think its recurring or if it's actually been a recurring dream - those suckers are sneaky like that ::
2) - Things happen while you're dreaming that are completely normal and unremarkable in the realm of your dreamverse, then you wakeup and snap back into reality and realize, 'Well THAT'S not the way things are' - for example: my room will be on the roof of my house in a dream and no one in dreamverse ever brings it up, or thinks its cause for alarm - it's COMPLETELY NORMAL.
huh???
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Like, say if you're getting ready for a date, and you just can't decide on what to wear? I dream this SO MUCH. It's insanely frustrating.
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That's pretty much the gist of every one of my dreams. Makes them not so interesting.
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I was going to a giant family reunion in a strange hybrid of my parents' house and my aunts' house (I've not been in these houses for over a year - my family lives halfway across the country).
-In the house were some of my best friends and some people I have never met, and we were all sleeping very sweetly on a giant huge bed, ladies and gents all, all my age, not in a sexual way, just snoozing.
-I...had to fart. Gross, right? So, um, I did. (I probably did this in real life, alone in my bedroom.) And some of the other people woke up and they were like "Who did that?" and someone was like "TSCHEEEEEESE" and I pretended to still be asleep, all, play it off as a sleepfart.
-Then, this girl started threatening to finger me? But I wasn't into it, so I got up and got dressed, but I left a bottle of bourbon behind me on the bed, and I was worried it was going to start spilling? So after taking a swig, I put the screw-cap back on tighter.
--Then I went down to the kitchen and some old guy was demanding that I bring him a copy of a Merriam-Webster dictionary. He was going to do it himself, but since he looked kinda tired and creaky and I didn't want him running up and down the stairs, I offered to get it for him. So I ran back up the stairs and somehow I was in the room that had been my brother's bedroom when we were kids? And I found the book on a bookshelf? But it was really small, and it looked more like Joy of Cooking. I flipped it open and it was in Hebrew. What?
-Then I drank more bourbon and had to go to a mall?
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your brother's theory is exponentially cooler and more sane :: but would that mean we're all sharing a collective consciousness - or am I just a character someone else's, or my own, dream???
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If a particle exists and there is nothing around to observe its existance, does it really actually exist? IOW, do our observations create the Universe?
Its an interesting question.
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I never have work stress dreams, instead if I'm stressed at work it always manifests itself as the test dream you describe above.