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    Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!

    Insulting Your Ex: It's All About You

    We Can't Be Friends Because Your Girlfriend Says So?

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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    Hey - didn't the dude who the blond girl said "What would you stick in my mouth if you could stick anything in my mouth" say to look JUST LIKE RICH FROM POT PSYCHOLOGY?!!!!!! (@ :48 seconds)
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    "You *sniffle* don't even understand where I'm at right now! *sniffle*" Dude how feckin embarassed is that girl gonna be when she watches this? And furthermore, the rule is thus: if you meet a guy at the bar and bring him home with you, CRYING all over him is not proper protocol. After you are finished with him, you promptly rollover and go "honkshu." That's it.
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    Does anybody know if they are playing the new season on OnDemand because I have to see this shit pronto. I feel as if my life won't be complete without witnessing the trainwreckery.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    I'm starting to feel the taller Amber. Her breakup call was hilarious and she's redeeming herself after sounding so ignorant last week. Not so cool? Aleia. Starting shit for no reason is lame. Also her carrying on about god knows what with dude she just met was so embarrassing.
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    Image of Dayman-Fan Dayman-Fan
    12/10/08

    @peperony and chease: Yeah, Ailea (sp) would have freaked me that eff out if I were that poor guy. The FIRST night, she's crying, saying she doesn't want to be hurt by him (or any guy is guess). Not the best impression you could leave someone with after meeting them for the first time.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    12/10/08

    @Dayman-Fan: You gotta save the crazy for much later in the relationship. That poor dude.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    This makes me feel so much better about my life.


    Also, a really really unironically love this show. If that makes me a bad (pun so intended) person, then so be it.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    I hope the assaulting appliance is a hand held egg beater, a turkey baster, or a George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Grillin Machine.
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    Image of DoctorJay DoctorJay
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    She's offended the dude wouldn't wank to her photo?
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/10/08

    @Blucheez: It was a really stupid question to ask in the first place, but if (IF. Which I wouldn't. But IF) I asked a dude that was trying to sleep with me that question and he said no, he would not be getting any. The correct answer is, "Totally, babe. You're so fucking hot."


    If.

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    The dude giving a shout out to his friend was priceless.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/10/08

    @The HZA.: What's even better is that they actually aired it after she said, "They're not gonna air that!"
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/10/08

    @TheVaginaWig: I was in hysterics. I am a bit surprised that hasn't happened on Real World by now.
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    Image of Ceiling Cat Ceiling Cat
    12/10/08

    @The HZA.: OK, yeah. Toe jam was good, but I think from now on in any fight, I am going to start giving shout outs. Just to, you know, diffuse the situation. Maybe I will even thank god first and foremost1
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    12/10/08

    @Ceiling Cat: Omg, my bf and I have been having problems, but I've avoided talking to him because I've been in the middle of finals, but next week, I promise to give a shoutout to god while on the phone.
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    Image of bansaiiiiii bansaiiiiii
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    I'm glad I'm not the plumber who will be called to that house to get tampons out of the pipes. gross.


    but more importantly, why don't we all have vending machines full of sex toys?

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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/10/08

    @bansaiiiiii: I was just gonna say OMG VENDING MACHINE OF SEX TOYS???


    I want to go to there.

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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    Also: "steroids" look is the first thing to send me running in the other direction. No, thanks. I like my men with normal sized balls and no 'roid rage, thnx.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    I have nothing in common with these women. Thank God.


    The only one who looks like they are working for a full deck of cards is Tiffany. The other girls were not brought up appropriately...and it's a shame.

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    Hey Tracie (or whoever) is this on the style network? I think my cable gets this channel now so...
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    Image of cassis LOL cassis LOL
    12/10/08

    @bluebears: Oxygen
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    cassis LOL was starred cassis LOL was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/10/08

    @cassis: dammit!
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/10/08

    In reply to Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
    You look like my toe jam is my new comeback to EVERYTHING.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/02/08

    In reply to Insulting Your Ex: It's All About You
    Am I the only one who doesn't really have anything horrible to say about my exes? I've dated some really decent guys with whom I ultimately had differences with, and whether I was the breakup-er or the breakup-ee, I guess I haven't dated any truly horrible people. Granted, I've only had two relationships thus far that I'd consider "serious" (outside of going on dates and such--I don't really consider that serious.) But I just can't wish any rancor towards any of my exes. They're nice people who grew away from me or I grew away from them.


    I might just be really isolated and/or lucky.

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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    12/02/08

    In reply to Insulting Your Ex: It's All About You
    Alright, time to clue in the naive one ... will one of you define face fucking for me? I was going to google it, but then thought better of it.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    12/02/08

    @FourInchHeels: It's basically forced oral sex.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    12/02/08

    @Shamrockette: It's also more brutal and hardcore.


    Stupid mouse clicked 'submit' before I was ready.

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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    12/02/08

    @Shamrockette: Well that's all sorts of graphic and seemingly awful. Thank you for the answer, though!
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