Would You Listen To Green Day Again If Someone's Thighs Told You To?

You know what there's not enough of? Temporary Coheed and Cambria tats on dudes' upper thighs. I know: it's something that we've been missing. You've actively been wondering where they are. But we might be headed there, thanks to this AWESOME new development. » 2/21/13 9:30pm 2/21/13 9:30pm

Watch Out, There's Microscopic Poop All Over Your Hotel Room

Did you travel somewhere this weekend and stay in a hotel? Well, here's hoping you didn't touch anything while you were there-like even lay down in the bed-because it turns out hotel rooms are fucking disgusting, and there are a few spots in the room that might seem like they'd be safe but actually are totally gross,… » 6/17/12 11:55pm 6/17/12 11:55pm

Media Rushes To The Defense Of Nobel Prize-Winning Sex Poodle

We're all for the benefit of the doubt, and no doubt about it, the new allegations against Al Gore are weird. But when you see blame-gaming reactions, is it any wonder why so many victims don't want to come forward? » 6/24/10 2:00pm 6/24/10 2:00pm

"The Lice Whisperer": Helping Parents Deal With Their Children's Nits…

When I was in third grade, a lice epidemic hit my elementary school. It was quick, brutal and terribly itchy. Luckily, our parents raided CVS and saved us all with a dose of RID. Apparently, rich people have other options: » 4/10/10 2:05pm 4/10/10 2:05pm

The Women of America Shudder In Revulsion

The headline says it all: Report: Limbaugh to judge 2010 Miss America pageant. No. Just no. How could they even tap Mr. "Everybody knows it was the vacuum cleaner that liberated women more than the pill" for this? [Media Matters] » 10/09/09 2:30pm 10/09/09 2:30pm