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watereatsrock
09/17/09

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She's already got her fist ready.
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Chamalla,barren crone
09/17/09

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Like Serena, I often wish my boobies had the power to shoot flames.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
09/17/09

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"Hey, I like Gold Digger, too. But we have to just ignore Kanye. I think you can understand why we can't reward that kind of behavior, right? So just back me up on this or I might have to boycott you next, ok?"
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BabyJane
09/17/09

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No Donald, I don't want to see your "Trump Tower."
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Ruby_de_la_Booby
09/17/09

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Another inch and I'm shoving that fucking comb-over down your fucking throat.
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futuremouse
09/17/09

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Back. Away. Slowly.

OR HER VAGINA WILL CRUSH YOU!
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SmallbutMighty
09/17/09

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I LOVE the "bish plz" face she is giving him
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Eleanor Ramilly
09/17/09

@SmallbutMighty: It's truly a wonderful face.
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burningdinner
02/16/09

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Oh sigh.
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Dodgergirl
02/16/09

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Ugh. I really hate that people think they're so "edgy" when they do this sort of stupid, offensive crap. It's lazy and not funny, anyway, but because it's offensive then it's "edgy" and isn't that SO COOL. And when people call them out on it, the response is "don't be so PC." I'm not being PC, I'm being a decent human being, and I'll stop being "so PC" if you'll stop being "such a fucking douchebag."
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HoooooooT
02/16/09

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UGH it's a t-shirt. The person who sells it and wears it is a douche. However, if you guys are gonna go vigilante on every offensive t-shirt then maybe I'm not cut out for this feminist thing after all...
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hussein persepolis hussein
02/16/09

@hooooooot: Really? That's you response? Maybe you're not cut out for this using your brain thing either.
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HoooooooT
02/16/09

@hussein persepolis hussein: Wow...no, it's that I can take a joke. This shirt doesn't "condone" domestic violence. Abusers are not going to buy this shirt and wear it around town like a badge. Nor are the people that wear it going to become abusers because they have a t-shirt.

No, ma'am, I do not think this is an instance of me "not using my brain." I just take things at face value. This is a shirt. A dumb shirt. The person that is wearing it is dumb. No one will take them seriously. I have a fantastic shirt that has two 19th-century women on it carrying laundry. One is saying, "This rocks!" and the other says "yeah screw voting!" But of course I condone putting an end to women's suffrage and that women are only good for housekeeping. No, I JUST HAPPEN TO THINK IT'S HILARIOUS.
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Eeva
02/16/09

@hooooooot: But that's hilarious because it's ironic. What's ironic - or even tongue-in-cheek - about this?

This is more like a "hilarious" t-shirt saying I LIKE RAPING KIDS.
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Eeva
02/16/09

@Eeva: Also, you realise that people are just sending some emails of complaint, yeah? What part of that is "going vigilante"?
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Zombies make the heart grow fonder
02/16/09

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aaaaaaaand I give 5 minutes before this site is down and the shirts are no longer available...1...2....3.....Jezzie power go!
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Calraigh
02/16/09

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Literally every t-shirt on that site is...Irish. And it makes me ashamed to be Irish. It makes me ashamed to be human .

Examples! ''Ann Arbor is a whore''

'' The best thing about St.Patty's Day is the green poops in the morning ''

Take me now!

Christ.
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Eeva
02/16/09

@Calraigh★: Calling it "St Patty's Day" marks that as being so incredibly far from Irish, I think we can avoid taking responsibility for whatever waste of oxygen thought that one up.

IT'S PADDY, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
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returnofthemac
02/16/09

@Eeva: As a Scot married to an Irish boy. Can I throw another one out there....It's SCOT not SCOTCH YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!

Scotch however is one of my favorite Libations.
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Eeva
02/16/09

@returnofthemac: WAIT, PEOPLE SAY SCOTCH INSTEAD OF SCOT? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
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returnofthemac
02/16/09

@Eeva: yep, unfortunate but true...sigh
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SchmoopieVonButtercup
02/16/09

@returnofthemac: "Scotch is a drink, Scots are a people...but we're both quite tasty"

-Mike Myers
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returnofthemac
02/16/09

@SchmoopieVonButtercup: oh now I will be quoting that movie all day. :)
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Calraigh
02/16/09

@Eeva: I know. I went on a 9-page rant about that last year but I think I was hungover and people just sort of...backed away.

8 pints of Guinness. Over an 8hr period though. So, y'know. Still the worst working week of my life in living memory though, so, yep.
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Saltine
02/16/09

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Hmm, if I ever see this shirt on someone I might have to keep my urge at MASSIVE amounts of violence in check.
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SchmoopieVonButtercup
02/16/09

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I posted one email earlier, and just found this one:

info@moewampum.com
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Trashtastic
02/16/09

@SchmoopieVonButtercup: Thanks!
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Trashtastic
02/16/09

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We may have done it already - from my inbox right after I wrote them:

"This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

moewampumtees@gmail.com

Technical details of permanent failure:

Account disabled"
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