After a year in space, NASA astronaut Scott Kelly has returned to Earth, where things are currently going very well.
The Maricopa County Sheriff’s office, headed by controversial figure Joe Arpaio, has agreed to pay $3.5 million to settle a lawsuit that alleged the office mishandled the rape of a 13-year-old-girl.
The recorded rape of a Houston area teen has gone viral on social media, sparking its own mocking hashtag on Twitter and sending humanity spiraling ever more rapidly toward its inevitable and rapidly approaching self-inflicted demise.
The latest from Everything Is Terrible is a compilation of actors saying lines that include words "it's the 90s" in both television and film. As in, "Chill out, man, it's the 90s" or "She did what? That is soooo 90s." But of all of the memorable references, my favorites have to be Christina Applegate declaring "I…
Is there such a thing as a perfect pick-up line? Not without eye contact, there isn't. This is just one of the dating tips picked up from The Art And Science Of Flirting — a video tutorial taught by a sultry, intimidating master of seduction from about 20 years ago.
Cooking With Beefcake is an old VHS tape that's come back to life thanks to the internet (and the good people at EIT). It stars a woman who could easily be Blanche Devereaux's long-lost sister, spouting out phrases like "cocktail time!" as she prepares meals in a kitchen filled with hunky, shirtless dudes (who wear…
Susan Beard, career woman, shows how easy it is to look glamorous like her: all you need are the 1980's staple accessory: the scarf and scarf pin. The world of scarves looks dizzying!
Do you know what will get kids off the street corners? Rapping about math. You might think it's dorky, but that's only because you haven't actually heard it. Once you do, you'll know it's dorky. [Everything Is Terrible]
Why is creationism teaching material for children so scary? In this clip, Everything Is Terrible compiles some that includes creepy puppets talking about "blood sacrifices" and shitty animation that sort of implies Adam and Eve were into bestiality.