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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Wait - Obama called her J.Lo? Ohhh I bet there was a bitchface she had to hold back. And I dont know why but this makes me very happy :-)
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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    That baby's little Michelin Man arms just make me wanna squee out loud and pinch the computer screen.
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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    That's one cute kid... wait a second. NALEIGH? STEPHANIE MEYER YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW.

    A whole generation isn't going to know what a proper name looks like thanks to that woman.
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    09/18/09

    @jenrobe: Honestly, I thought that I was the only one that thought Renesmee was the stupidiest name of all time...
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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Katherine Heigl, in my opinion, just does not get it. Is she so wrapped up in the Hollywood model of celebrity and PR, that she would think it perfectly normal to issue a publicity shot of her brand new adopted child to the world, barely before the ink dried on the contract?

    Perhaps I should cut her some slack for not being on People or Us this week with said child, but I dislike all celebrities that use their offspring as an affected accessory. And the speed with which this picture follows on the heels of the announcement she made is unseemly.

    Poor unaware, oblivious child. Welcome to the world of voracious and rabid celebrity, something you did not ask for, and you will never know that you could not have wanted.
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    09/18/09

    @Opinionatedone: She may be trying to head the paparazzi off at the path; by putting a photo out there, she may be hoping to sate the appetite for the kinds of photos people get by stalking - far more traumatic for a child than a photo shoot, I would think.

    I just don't think it's fair to constantly assume we know every little motivation of every celebrity out there. There's always more to the story than we imagine.
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    09/18/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: There is a big difference between "introducing" what you assume is paparazzi-fodder through an appropriately-timed photo and cashing in on another opportunity to spin your image. I do not think for one hot minute that anything this woman does or says is not considered from all angles as to how it contributes to her image. She is well aware of how children are leveraged in her community, and though she may release a tasteful photo as opposed to a tabloid photospread, it is still timed in a way to capitalize on an announcement she chose to make just recently and contributes to MY opinion (which I am entitled to) that she is manipulating what the public thinks of her, yet again... I feel for this child and all the children of celebrities in this day and age. They are commodities; and it is a sad day when the long term affects of using children as such has not resulted in over-protection but instead over-exposure.

    I would have way more respect for KH, if I ever could have respect for her, if the child had had some time to acclimate to her completely foreign environment before her "debut". 'Course by then, we may have forgotten those forgettable interviews where KH blew her wad.
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    09/18/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    I can't help but like Katherine Heigl, even though there's lot of hate for her. I'm happy for her. I like that her adoption doesn't seem as exploitative as other celebrities.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Really, Rachel Evan Woods? Your character is going to get "more in-depth"?

    I'm assuming you mean "deeper."
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    You can turn on your TV at any hour of the day and there's about a 95% chance that you will find a Full House rerun on somewhere. Even the unfunny Dave Coulier HAS to be raking in the royalties. How do you mismanage your money this badly? Come on now, cut...it...out!
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    09/17/09

    @queen_caribbean: Maybe he spent all his pay on....... (darts eyes back and forth) ......woooood?
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    09/18/09

    @queen_caribbean: Are you here to remind him of the mess he made?
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Mmmm Christopher Meloni can bust my chops any day! That's vaguely sexual right? What I'm saying is: I would do him.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    I am not sure that John Lennon said that in 1996?
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    09/17/09

    @lulubella: Yeah, it's 1966. :)
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    A duet with Madonna and Janet Jackson just made my 10 year old inner self go bonkers.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Naleigh? what the fuck.
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    09/17/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: She's a Twilight fan, I gather. One more reason to hate teh Heigl!
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    09/18/09

    @saya: Dude, seriously? She just adopted a kid who reportedly is a special needs baby. I think we can lay off the hate on this one.
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    09/18/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Thank you.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    "A coyote ate my Daisy!"

    Too soon?
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    09/18/09

    @sybann: I feel bad for Jessica Simpson and I'd be devastated if I lost one of my kitties, but this made me chuckle. I'm evil, I know :-)
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    I think it would be kinda neat if after everything, Kanye West and Taylor Swift could become friends. Or maybe just be able to joke about what happened.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Edited by marlo at 09/17/09 7:31 PM marlo was starred marlo was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @marlo: I think she is at that point now (at least being able to joke about it). He still seems a little traumatized by the whole thing.
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    09/17/09

    @marlo:

    They need to collaborate. That's all.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    09/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I feel a little sorry for him because he seems so crestfallen, like he's genuinely shocked and dismayed by how much he upset people, but at the same time, what the hell did he think? The audience were going to stand up and shout 'KANYE IS RIGHT! BEYONCE WUZ ROBBED!'?
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    09/18/09

    @Sarah Dove: He thought it would go just like it has all the other times he has interrupted people's award show moments (the EMAs where the guys he hijacked verbally fought back on stage), or blurted stuff out during charity events, or, or, or . . . It's his thing, he always does this. It gets him publicity, people roll their eyes and laugh (or, in the Katrina case, actually think a little harder about the issues).

    But this time he made the mistake of interrupting a beautiful young white blonde-haired blue-eyed teenage girl and he unleashed a shitstorm upon himself. Of course he's shocked, he thought his behavior would be viewed te way it always is-- oh, that nutty Kanye and his giant ego! haha!-- but he forgot that his race is still a major part of his public perception and big black guys can't go picking on pretty white women without some serious outcry.
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    09/18/09

    @AnotherJenn: I don't debate that his race is part of the volume of the backlash, but I think that a bigger part of it is that he publicly bullied a much younger, female artist. He crapped on her big moment for no reason, and he deserves to take flack for that. His need for publicity and ego-feeding doesn't trump that it was an awful thing to do to a young girl. Sorry if that hurts his widdle feelings, but maybe next time he should think before he shoots off his mouth.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    I heard that entire quote in Kermit's voice. I need help.
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    09/17/09

    @TexasCrude: as do I. Cause I sure did too. I doubt we're alone.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
    Dave Coulier - You Oughta Know ...
    better than to mess with the IRS.
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    09/17/09

    @lanersg: And I'm here to remind you of the taxes filling that I have to bear.
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/17/09

    @Ailatan: I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that Alanis could get so worked up over THAT guy & wrote a song about him! Really, Alanis? Dave "Full House" Coulier?
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    09/17/09

    @AllieCaulfield: who knows... maybe there's more to him than meets the eye.

    *wink, nudge*
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    09/17/09

    @lanersg: You really should cut. it. out.
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