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    Image of JLady JLady
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Kerry Washington does iconic Marilyn, with pockets. My heavens she is fabulous.
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    I LOVE those shoes on Chris Pine. My crush lives on!
    Kerry Washington, I need your entire wardrobe, STAT.
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/12/09

    @ElleL: Cute shoes indeed; it's classic Mediterranean style to wear brown shoes with suits. Really.

    But maybe his eyes are too blue for them.
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    Edited by BlondeGoddess at 08/12/09 12:05 PM BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/12/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Those eyes are too blue for me to do anything but stare at them for the rest of the day. ;)
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/12/09

    @ElleL: And I love that Kerry Washington's dress has pockets. Dresses with pockets: best fashion invention in a long time, in my book.
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    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Oh, yes. The shoes on Captain Kirk were the first thing I noticed. The very first thing. Holy smokes are those.. shoes.. are the hottest damn things I have ever seen.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Just the title alone made me laugh.
    I don't know how worried I am about Chris's shoes though. There seems to be a little more flexibility about that part of mens' fashion in Europe sometimes (I know lunch was in H-wood, but it was Foreign Press, yes? :D) and IDK ... I find sometimes find my eyes and thoughts lingering on other things about young Kirk's alter ego long before I get to the shoes ...
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of degaussing degaussing
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Light brown shoes are traditionally acceptable with a light grey suit. I'm not a huge fan of the color combination myself, but it's certainly not against the rules. He needs a light brown belt to tie them in, at any rate.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment degaussing was starred degaussing was unstarred
    Image of cbird cbird
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    While Kerry looks great, I'm not so sure about that outfit. Thats a bit low/short for a luncheon, even if you are a starlet. She could have used a few inches on the hem.
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    ElleL promoted this comment cbird was starred cbird was unstarred
    Image of ninles ninles
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Evan Rachel Wood looks amazing, the best one for me. If I were in her shoes, age or no age I would wear the same stuff. I don't think her choices age her at all, I think they make her look polished and eclectic.
     Reply
    ElleL promoted this comment ninles was starred ninles was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Holy Kerry Washington! Does she ever look bad?? That dress is absolutely flawless. Oh but Jordana Brewster. That...thing you're wearing. It's.....not flattering. At all.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of flamesonthesideofmyface flamesonthesideofmyface
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    Pine, your shoes don't match your suit.
    So lose the suit.
     Reply
    cuteasabutton promoted this comment flamesonthesideofmyface was starred flamesonthesideofmyface was unstarred
    Image of UGAdawg UGAdawg
    08/12/09

    @flamesonthesideofmyface: I second that. As a matter of fact I'll go help him get rid of it. Back in a couple hours ladies. :-P
     Reply
    cuteasabutton promoted this comment UGAdawg was starred UGAdawg was unstarred
    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stars Apparently Confused By The Meaning Of "Luncheon"
    chris pine probably figured nobody's eyes would be traveling that far down.
     Reply
    msAnthrope was starred msAnthrope was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/12/09

    @msAnthrope: Fact. I certainly couldn't get past the eyes.
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    07/19/09

    In reply to Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
    This is a twisted world, where stuffed animals are buried in vaults, for the sake of sentimentality.

    Give those stuffed animals to some real live children! It's what MJ would have wanted.
     Reply
    pumpkinsoup promoted this comment Valkyrie607 was starred Valkyrie607 was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    In reply to Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
    Kid Rock and American Badass Beer: two more quality things that make me proud to live in Lower Crapovia.
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    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! was starred Gretchen is a new kitten mom! was unstarred
    Image of Failsafe Failsafe
    07/17/09

    In reply to Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
    Wait. Obama's unpopular?
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    serreca promoted this comment Failsafe was starred Failsafe was unstarred
    Image of Margaret Margaret
    07/19/09

    @Failsafe: I was being sarcastic.
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    Margaret was starred Margaret was unstarred
    Image of Failsafe Failsafe
    07/19/09

    @Margaret: Thanks. I missed the lit "SARCASM" light.
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    Failsafe was starred Failsafe was unstarred
    Image of Justine Justine
    07/17/09

    In reply to Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
    Good on Carey, but why's Jez still linking to Perez Hilton, after all that has transpired?
     Reply
    serreca promoted this comment Justine was starred Justine was unstarred
    Image of k_wood k_wood
    07/17/09

    In reply to Mariah Disses Chris Brown; Intruder Peeps On Amy Adams On Set
    Dear Jon Gosselin:

    I didn't want to take Kate's side, but you've left me no choice. Grow up!
     Reply
    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment k_wood was starred k_wood was unstarred
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