@PilgrimSoul: Always a good time to bring out my favourite Maria Bamford quote "Maybe there aren't fewer funny women. Maybe there is just a glut of accountants with a Chris Rock impression and an inflated sense of self." #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
She is wonderful. Not to mention her cartoon (Mighty B!) is awesome and disgusting all at once... it's like Ren and Stimpy with a female lead.
Check out this clip... I sing this to myself all the time. You will not be disappointed.
@GirlFailer: omg i love Mighty B: Amy Poehler, San Francisco AND Girl Scout spoofing! My 10yo Girl Scouting daughter and I watch it all the time. Good bonding. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
I love her, but that advice? Really? She made her living on that premise on SNL. How many unfunny skits did she do that were written by men? #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
@PoisonPixie: Not really the same thing, though. She was performing sketches-- a decent amount by Tina Fey, by the way-- to try to make other people laugh with what she got. She wasn't laughing at a guy's joke just to humor him/not hurt his feelings, which is what she's talking about here. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
But then we'd be bitches. That's what Cosmo says! And I have to be the cool girl with a sense of humor who is funny and sweet but sexy and pure who loves to eat but always stays skinny but doesn't hang out at the gym too much and loves dogs but doesn't have more than one cat who has long wavy hair and big boobs but not too big...or I will die alone!!!! #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
@lastsinglestanding: But you can't know more about these things than he does, or you will be guilty of dick-hijacking. Got it? No? Grave for one, please. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
@yvanehtnioj: There's this tourism ad for California with her in it and I always jump a little when she appears on screen looking like she bathes in the blood of virgins to keep her alien skin supple. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
Today, I heard a guy make an unwelcome pass at a girl, and all she did was laugh and meekly giggle "Sorry, I have a boyfriend..." and slink away. I gave him a look that could burn through metal. If he didn't see it, he certainly felt it.
@hydrogen_jukebox: Not trying to jump to this particular dude's defense, but did he know that his pass was unwelcome before she told him she had a boyfriend? Or was he just generally being a sleazeball? #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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I wanta have a dance party with that woman. And I hate dancing.
Seriously, hurray for Amy! #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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Check out this clip... I sing this to myself all the time. You will not be disappointed.
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Also, when I grow up (I'm 26 now) I want to be Iman. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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Today, I heard a guy make an unwelcome pass at a girl, and all she did was laugh and meekly giggle "Sorry, I have a boyfriend..." and slink away. I gave him a look that could burn through metal. If he didn't see it, he certainly felt it.
I wish everyone knew this. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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Especially in the middle of a drugstore, half awake, at eight in the morning. That's just me, though. #amypoehlerwomenoftheyear
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